Colsen Eubank

I like to think that Ween wrote “Ocean Man” about me.

[The Crimson White @TheCrimsonWhite]

Opinion | UA’s activism is performative. https://t.co/ez8vO8qmBB

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

The thrill
The agony
The Iron Bowl

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

@LilNasX #askMONTERO are we getting a MONTERO Vinyl soon?

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

same vibes as hacky-sacking, truly a lost art

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

Here’s to hoping next Spring we will see Joe cracking jokes on the podium at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

A bit dissatisfied with the fact that #vibinwithbiden isn’t currently trending on twitter.

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

@AlexSarchet This is the election commentary I’ve been waiting for these past 3 days, thank you Alex

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

...yes

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

I think an old woman in a Toyota Tacoma with a “My Dog is a Republican” Sticker on the tailgate pulling out in front of me, then pulling up to me at the next stoplight, cursing me out, yelling “War Eagle”, and driving off pretty much sums up my interactions with Alabamians.

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

@AlexSarchet There is definitely already a conspiracy surrounding this and I want to be a part of it

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

Anyone else feel like you gotta act different when passing campus tour-goers, I gotta act like my life isn’t crumbling before my eyes as I walk out of 10 am analytical chemistry lab so I don’t scare the kids

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

RIP Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died.

[Sarah Ortbal @sarahortbal]

I don’t feel safe on campus at @UofAlabama. I have expressed concerns to housing. They basically said deal with it. I am forced to live in the same dorms as those with corona, and I see them leaving their dorms and not wearing masks. There is no one monitoring them to stay inside

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

@AlexSarchet @realDonaldTrump Bruh I still refuse to believe I’m not TikTok famous from that. I will not be silenced.

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

@realDonaldTrump please don’t take TikTok away I have hidden my last bit of sanity away in that app and I need more time to find it

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

If you don’t love me at my bruh, then you don’t deserve me at my 🥺.

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

@AlexSarchet Ahh, you got me.

[ErickHatesBMC @ErickHBMC]

bill nye be spittin fax

[Colsen Eubank @colsen_eubank]

Is it just me or do like clouds hit different now