Colson

Blerp.

[Bird lawyer @treatysix]

Breaking news!!!!!!!

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

@treatysix Can I has it plz

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

The measles virus can wipe the immune system's memory, causing the body to forget how to fight off other diseases https://t.co/9FZlRP9K4Q

[Kim Siever @kim_siever]

It’s a myth that the majority of Albertans voted for @Alberta_UCP in the 2019 provincial election.

Only 61% of Albertans are eligible to vote. Of those, only 71% actually voted. Of those, only 55% voted UCP. So, 55% of 71% of 61% of Albertans voted for UCP. That’s only 23.8%.

[Hunter Gillis @thehuntergillis]

Call me when you’ve discovered a way to not make jeans that rip in the crotch.

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

@thehuntergillis Cc me 2 plz

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

@treatysix Thanks dude. I just got it back. I might try again.

[JLN @JaelynP]

How are us millennials ever going to legally teach our future kids to drive when we all only have GDL licenses...?

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

@theBurlyChef @redrobinburgers @tonyromas You’re a hero. I reposted this in the Whitemud red robin employee Facebook group. There’s cheering rn

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

@theBurlyChef @redrobinburgers @tonyromas Send ya boy some serving gigs! I’m one of the poor souls kicked to the curb

[Jonny Wakefield @jonnywakefield]

Spotted on the underpass on 97 Street: a real live tweet.

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

@willmawer Grilled cheese

[Perttu Raivio @praivio]

@shutupmikeginn I usually buy basil plants to ensure I always have freshly wilted, unusable basil in my kitchen.

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/6CNCONUjnf

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

Cambodia beach living with my besties @ Sihanoukville (province) https://t.co/eRwoVqbLX3

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

😱 https://t.co/w5A7iH7Gq0

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

I hear, today, the Prime Minister said his heart goes out to Albertans this Christmas.
Pretty sure we were clear but here again is our actual wish list:
Pipeline;
Railcars;
Jobs; and
Pipeline... seriously.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

About to get a haircut, time to make a vague statement about what I want and immediately agree to however they interpret it.

[Kaylie @KaylieBelcourt]

My chiropractor cracked me like a glow stick and bent me like a pretzel. YAS QUEEN, HECK ME UP. #chiropractor #yas

[Colson @colsonwiebe]

One serving of Luminaria friends. Some gang members not pictured due to real responsibilities and actually working instead of sneaking away to take selfies @ University of Alberta Botanic… https://t.co/POQFTWMikN