Colton Farley

You write your own destiny-Reckless Kelly ♠️♥️♣️♦️

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

So I'm eating at the Mexican place in cave city and happen to notice that border wars is on tv?

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

Take your best shot show me what you got honey I'm not afraid rear back and take aim and fire away...

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

I'm not the devil you think that I am.

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

Haters mad for whatever reason.

[whit @Whit_How]

YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN, DARLIN. YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

@hannafarley2 "WAS"

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

@hannafarley2 it was in my cooler possession is like 9/10ths of the law

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

MY FIREBALL!! https://t.co/6nH2GsLBlb

[Becky King @BBB2500]

*dad takes shot of fireball* "damn that's like eating 47 packs of big red all at once..."

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

"Take over the world when when I'm on my Donald Trump shit look at all this money aint that some shit"

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

So if anyone was wondering what to get @db_370z for his birthday horses are his favorite thing I say we all pitch in and get him one.

[Robert Albert Parnell III @theparnell09]

There's only about two months left if any more of y'all hoes are trying to waste my time this year.

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

Be the type of person that leaves a mark not a scar.

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

PARTY TONIGHT COME ONE COME ALL EITHER WAY I'M LETTING MY HAIR DOWN! COME LET YOURS DOWN WITH ME HOLLER AT ME FOR THE PIN!!

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

And on a goodnight I might kill a fith of crown

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

I swear if they don't put more episodes on Netflix I'm deleting my account https://t.co/loBHh6ON62

[Evan @mosier_evan]

@coltdiddy_ SO MAD

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

Sounds like your as mad as I was..😑 https://t.co/crwe86dyJX

[Evan @mosier_evan]

WHY DOES THE RANCH END THIS WAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

Life is like a penis, sometimes it gets hard af for no reason.

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

Am I the only one who gives zero shits about who won the world series? Lol

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

Also you have horrible spelling skills lmao https://t.co/kHld7MJQsS

[whodatkid_Ajc @AjAustincu44]

I see people making sad tweets all the time about a girl/boy. Lol I don't have that probelm but I do have bad withdraws form not fighting :(

[Colton Farley @coltdiddy_]

80 proof bottle of tear stopper always sets me free