Colt Hansen

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[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

One man's garbage is another man's garbage. It's all garbage.

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@TomSchnauz @GillianA Shrek can be your celebrity endorser

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

While trying to recapture his runaway chickens in the 1960s, a Turkish homeowner stumbled through the wall, revealing an abandoned underground Turkish city, now known as Derinkuyu,

Derinkuyu is the largest excavated underground city globally, burrowed more than 280 feet beneath the Central Anatolian region of Cappadocia. It is believed to connect to over 200 smaller underground cities discovered in recent decades.

Inside, researchers found 18 levels of tunnels containing various facilities like dwellings, food storage, stables, schools, wineries, and a chapel. The city also had a ventilation system to provide fresh air and water.

Its exact construction date is uncertain, but ancient writings dating back to 370 BC mention its existence. The city served as a storage place originally but later transformed into a secure bunker to escape from invaders, designed with narrow, low hallways and blocked doors with movable boulders from the inside.

While the architects remain a mystery, it is thought that the Hittites and later the Phrygians contributed to its construction. Derinkuyu reached its peak population of 20,000 during the 7th-century Islamic raids on the Christian Byzantine Empire.

After two millennia of use, the city was abandoned in 1923 by the Cappadocian Greeks, who fled to Greece after the Greco-Turkish war. Today, Derinkuyu is a UNESCO World Heritage site and welcomes curious visitors keen on experiencing life underground.

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@Noahpinion I dunno seems like you could flip a coin to come up with this opinion

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@juliayorks Context, I live in LA and have 5 children. There are some things money can’t buy, and others that joy can’t. For me, having a family has increased my joy and my financial struggles. Just be real about that, and you’ll know what you’re getting into after the platitudes wear off.

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@SheaSerrano Always in your corner. Only time I’ll take the “L” 😆

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@BilgeEbiri The Inception of Infuriation

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@jamie_graham9 Nice try, Paddington. You’ll have to sort out your relationships on your own!

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@baddestmamajama He’s obsessed with all his Xs

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@baddestmamajama @sama Makes ya wonder if he watched T2 as a kid and thought yeah, I wanna be the guy to build SkyNet

[Shawn Wines @shawnwines]

They’re getting desperate

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@briscoepark “knowing”

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@elsableda Sand walk it off, Jo-Jessica

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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Is his name Ed? Please tell me this is Ed…

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@rgay I posted this in another thread, but we have to have a whole strategy for taking the fam: wait 2 weeks post release (to avoid crowds and help support the film have “legs”) then do discount Tuesday at Cinemark Baldwin Hills ($6.50 /ticket, even for XD sometimes)

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@HeadExposure @yogoldsmith Why them coppers doing the sand walk til the bitter end, @davidwester

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@Variety @yogoldsmith There’s a lot of ways to lose a tree

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

This thread right here!!!
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[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@PicturesFoIder I slide over 2 from the 27 and add it to the 48 to make it 50, then it’s just a simple 25+50 equation.

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

@davidwester @TwitterSupport All those moments will be lost in time, like tweets in this app…

[Colt Hansen @colthansen]

Why do my tweets not tweet? @TwitterSupport