Bill Nye the thigh guy.

there is passion yet peace, there is serenity yet emotion, there is chaos yet order

[Bill Nye the thigh guy. @colton153]

"What's the point of guns if you can't aim, what's the point of blood with no veins, what's the point of love with no pain!" -NF

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@lavaxgrl Hi

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I had a dream, that I was being chased by zombies. As they were about to get me. I rage quit my own dream.

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Boss; sorry this is going to ruin your day...
Me; impossible I ruined my day myself as soon as I woke up. So I wouldn't be disappointed today.

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My only wish, is for the Sun to relax.

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I don't Twitter anymore, but damn not being able to sleep. Breaks a man.

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Why do pickle lovers, make loving pickles there whole identity?.

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Got first place, In a cornhole tournament last night. Now it's all I want to do now.

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@suskitty69 @_Matty_Ice_SX_ Can you guys shut up

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Karate chop yourself some bitches.

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Being tired, and not being able to sleep. Is the most disrespectful thing your body can do to you.

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You used to be my cup of tea, but I drink whiskey now.

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"Shall I compare thy to a summer's day? No! A summers day isn't a bitch"

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Finally get to play D&D, this weekend! First time in two months.

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Survival of the grittiest

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@DailyNorseman 💚💛 lol

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I enjoy going into public, and yelling VIBE CHECK! Or WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER! Just adding a little razzle dazzle to an NPC's day.

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If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded...

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Waking up from a bad dream, and seeing a spider crawling on your arm. Really isn't cash money.

[Bill Nye the thigh guy. @colton153]

"If you met yourself, would you get along with you?" Hell no I don't like myself now. Definitely not going to like someone just like me.