Colton

completely unhinged

[Colton @Colton1895]

@alexwellsdrums I still call that growth

[eve @csiirac]

try the pussy darling its dashing

[taf @tafffii]

totaled my cock in a pawg accident

[Colton @Colton1895]

@banqerhanqer I’ll see you in the unc club v soon my boy 😎 on my old man shit

[Colton @Colton1895]

Turning 31 feels much more unc than turning 30 I can’t lie.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

fool me once why would you do that to me

[SEN @dying2post]

Business idea: drug dealer who isn’t fucking retarded

[Colton @Colton1895]

@banqerhanqer except lil Caesar’s 😭

[case of the wednesdays @FRAME_MOGGER]

Beer taste so good without a bitch in your ear telling u its number 22

[Colton @Colton1895]

They aren’t ready for it

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

Scaring the hoes with esoteric wisdom and knowledge.

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

only B word i ever call my bitch is beautiful

[Colton @Colton1895]

🤷🏼‍♂️

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Dropped my blunt picked it back up im geeked ion gaf

[Colton @Colton1895]

@BigMerch89

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

went for a run and heard percocet and stripper joint coming from the woods

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[dakota @im2hai]

staying high and abnormal lately

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

I'm free later if you want to smoke weed and talk about life btw