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Viewer Discretion is Advised

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I’ll die happy when I see MGMT in concert

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Under a blanket of snow

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Where does Jack Frost sleep?

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They should call it Mcnopoly

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Hear me out - Timbits but they’re made from bagel.. and stuffed with cream cheese. Get on this @TimHortons

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2. Wet your hands and sprinkle some additional drops around the problem area - then if anyone asks, you can just say sink had too much pressure and sprayed your crotch

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When your in a social setting and you leave to use the bathroom but you accidentally get a very visible drop of piss on your pants.. that’s panic

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You have 2 courses of action

1. Try to dry it - I would be lying if I said I haven’t been caught directing my crotch underneath a hand dryer in an attempt to evaporate the stain

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The original Where’s Waldo.

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Why don’t people celebrate birthdays when your actually born?

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Imagine a party where your ripping whatever you want on karaoke all night and everyone’s lovin it

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Is it my astigmatism or are the lights in fight events always super glarey

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Million dollar idea. You know when they cover soccer fields in those big domes during winter.. they should shine a bunch of projectors on the inside and make the MSG sphere

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Can’t believe Elon really named this app after Grimes

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Are @redlettermedia @EricAndreShow fans?

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This from an inside source of #BanksylandToronto - Some artwork was held up at the Canadian border. Apparently the hosts resorted to having an employee reproduce the art on pieces of cardboard that were lying around the gallery. The apparent “power outages” were just to buy time.

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So do Canadian strippers just get pelted by loonies or what?

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Kidpix walked so Photoshop could run

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Nothings more underwhelming than fireworks when the suns still up

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@adage Lego Movie did it first