ColtsGuy505

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[Nate Kent @NateKent_1]

Ok fine I'm back.

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

I think having opinions on this is stupid and ridiculous and analyzing it across social media platforms is fucking crazy to me

He thought this was the better choice and some people got upset at him and then they left and life moves on like wtf?

[Ashley Schendel @ashleyschendel]

I know people are split on this, but I’m not.

My husband and my dad would’ve never walked into a women’s restroom. Ever.

When our daughter was little and I wasn’t with them, my husband took her into the men’s room. Did he love it? No. Are men’s bathrooms usually gross? Yes. But public bathrooms are gross in general. Nobody is sitting down comfortably in either one like they’re at home.

I wish every place had a family restroom. That would solve a lot of this. But they don’t, and you still have to make the best decision in the moment.

For me, that decision is not a grown man going into the women’s restroom.

If the concern is cleanliness, then are we saying dads should start bringing little boys into the women’s restroom too? Because little boys are also children. They also deserve clean bathrooms. That argument falls apart pretty fast.

Use the men’s stall. Stand guard. Bring wipes. Bring sanitizer. Put toilet paper down. If you’re worried about stall gaps, keep a towel or blanket in the car.

It may not be ideal, but parenting is full of “not ideal.”

Men do not belong in women’s restrooms.
And I don’t think that should be controversial.

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

Arguably it is one of the greatest throws I’ve ever seen

[Ati @atioberoi]

The moment i thought we had finally found our young Franchise QB…

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@elsathora Being a colts fan is like dating that one person in college who was really nice but just couldn’t get their shit together

So welcome

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@3YearLetterman @sushisukimimi @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom So he’s had 2 successful divorces as well, can we include that in his list of “achievements”?

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

Holy shit…

Hunter Biden is fucking hilarious dude

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

This is legitimately false and Christian scholars will say as much. It is “supposed” that two of the gospels were written by Matthew and John, but most scholars agree the gospels were written anonymously.

Mark and Luke weren’t apostles or followers of Jesus, plus these were written decades after Jesus death

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@ThePrimeagen Bloodsworn Saga by John Gwynne

Book 1: Shadow of the Gods is one of the best fantasy fiction books I’ve read in a decade

3 books all elite, 1st one hooks you immediately

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@AdamRackis I use Claude code regularly and never have my token usage that high per month, although I do think that a time is coming where token costs explode and companies are left with a severely reduced dev pool who’s hard coding skills have degraded immensely

[Bendyweez @Bweaver_87]

@Belorris Although it’s trying to mock MAGA, it’s actually a caricature of what the left think MAGA is, therefore MAGA don’t find it offensive, they find it funny because they’re not actually like that, it’s just further evidence to bolster the lunacy of the left 🤷‍♂️

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

I’m sorry, a whole generation is about to get upset

But it’s Mahomes

[TB EGO @TomBradyEgo]

Who is the worst QB in this picture?

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@SiriKartaKaur @ReddCinema Well, for starters, whoever is teaching her is doing a fucking horrendous job at it cause literally nothing she’s doing is appropriate and she’s gonna hurt someone or even worse herself one day

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

So like a Cpl months ago the United States mistakenly killed 115 kids in a school bombing

And tbh it feels like no one gave a shit and it’s not even talked about anymore

I stare at my kids and think about it all the time and wonder how no one else does?

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

Maybe a revolution is in order tbh

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

So like, I mean, in the owners defense

Ballard has not been great at drafting DL at all, and has generally been pretty good at drafting LBs.

Shrewd move, saving a GM from himself

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨

#Colts owners Carlie Irsay-Gordon and Kalen Jackson are under criticism from fans for “MEDDLING” in draft picks.

GM Chris Ballard asked execs whether to take the MIKE (CJ Allen) or a DL at #53.

Irsay sisters: “Take the MIKE.”

(🎥Colts)

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@ZachHicks2 I’m telling you, 2 is better than 1

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

Knights of the Old Republic 2 has always been my favorite Star Wars story because it deconstructs the entire premise of Star Wars itself and dives into the morally grey parts of the universe.

May the 4th be with you!

[Rahul @sairahul1]

Two Anthropic engineers spent 24 minutes exposing every Claude Code feature you didn't know existed.

Most people will scroll past this. Don't be most people.

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

No, a rational person would intrinsically know that it would be impossible for everyone in the world to vote one way and far more likely to get at least half the world to want to save others

[Abe Lopez, Author @AbeLopezAuthor]

Rational people know intrinsically that everyone should press red, it eliminates any question of anyone dying

Irrational (emotionally-driven) people will be compelled to press blue because “it’s the right thing to do”

And the more you try to convince them otherwise the more they’ll dig in

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@JustinMacmahan I mean this is basically the trolley problem

The other layered in coordination and strategic uncertainty

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

It’s beside the point of the story but I would wager you’d see extremely different outcomes if you scoped this by country

And we had a version of this take place in the world already.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

[ColtsGuy505 @ColtsGuy505]

@machination3e Tbc it’s not if everyone chose blue, it’s that greater than 50% choose blue

Red requires *everyone* unless you don’t care that others will die which is why ppl label it selfish