Andy Jones 🐘🧻🌊

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@Linda__Stevens @JoshReynolds24 @mikefreemanNFL I bet Linda is the life of the party wherever she goes

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@adammocklerr Never heard of this cat but I was shocked when I didn’t see preferred pronouns in his profile.

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@mikerodak Tammy did your mom give you permission to be on the internet on a school night? That was one sick burn

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@mikerodak All these butthurt barners in the comments whose savior was hired with a show cause. Who now realize Minnie Pearl is gonna usher them back to their rightful place in basketball purgatory

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@ReplyGuy81 @JonathanTurley DE’s profile pic is what I anticipated it looking like before I clicked on it. Perfectly personifies the democratic voter

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@bearlyunknownz @LuisMillan89852 @IranInThailand He does have that feminine look. Bet he ventures into women’s locker rooms frequently

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@Lowkey0nline Lowkey grifter

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@PeteButtigieg Pete’s been too busy declaring the highways as racist to notice anything going on in the Middle East

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@RepSwalwell Stick to your wimpy-ass 135 lb bench press there Swalwell and let the men sort it out

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@AndrewBatesNC @jamestalarico If the Texas voters are disillusioned and moronic enough to elect Crockett to begin with, then anything is possible

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@ThomasSowell Dumb as a rock

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@GovPritzker @GovWesMoore @GovofCO Come on JB. It’s an all you can eat buffet. No one will judge you

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@sues86453 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump From looking at her potential for a heart attack or stroke, I think DJT will outlast her

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@yesnicksearcy @CollinRugg Think he will remove his ascot before throwing hands? Might be a tad more intimidating

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@barstoolsports 7 TD’S and 10 INT’S with a 68.1 QB rating. Everybody else opt out?

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@TimBrando @OU_Football @AlabamaFTBL @CFBPlayoff Got back to your room? Assisted living doesn’t have a curfew?

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@greg2126 @SSN_Alabama These irish bitches are salty

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@Re2pectsport @SSN_Alabama If the irish could have beaten anyone with a pulse they may have deserved an opportunity but alas…

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@DefiantLs Who can she block next? Arteries would be my bet

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@ChrisDJackson Absolutely!Couldn’t have worked out any better!