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[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

Mr. Bad Dad Joke ®

[ᴅɪʟ. ✨💎 @dillonistic]

ya'll better get vaccinated because i'm not skipping halloween again.

[Ambs. @ambshana]

His dad jokes are too powerful for us all.

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

@marihadabbwolf @chefboyareraj 🤐🤫

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

The accuracy of this.

[alfie. @theotheralfie]

File photo of me & Mr. RBF Mendoza 💕

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

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[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

The way this Aged.

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

What a world.

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

What a world.

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

Gotta retire my dad jokes now, there's a new sheriff in town. All I have now is my RBF...and some damn good banana bread.

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@chefboyareraj Can February March? 🥁 No. But, april mayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ⚡️🥁

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

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[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

Dork.

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

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[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

https://t.co/fsBDLIj5eU

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

This is my happy face, I swear.