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🥓🍕🍟🥖🌯🥡 Enthusiast | 🍷Mom & ❄️ Aunt | 💍🔥👑🤓🔫 🍾 | Been drawin' sick shit on people since '93 🎨 | Owner of Wolff @ The 🚪🐺🤟🏽

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

🍌🍞 > 👉🏽👌🏽

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

Do ya’ll know what he said? 😩

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

**reenactment of true life events**

*gives colt his regular ass slap* HaPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYY to yoooooooooo-stop. *notices the extra jiggle wiggle jiggle happening* another long PAUSE *takes more than a handful of my mans ass* who you out here getting thiccc for ms. mamas 😠🤬😠

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

If your girl doesn’t grab your hips and pretend to she-bang she-bang 🥁🩰🥁 u when you bend over...need I say more 😴

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@coltwashere @chefboyareraj We don’t speak that name around here 🤫

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@chefboyareraj happy birthday u old bitch 🍦 u my fave 😘🍾🥂

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

Thinking back to one of the best date nites I ever did have...💭💭💭 just me & the beautiful merlot sighhhhh 💞

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@katniix Uhhh uhhh hold that till we open UP! I wanna get 🍷 drunk and make toasts 💞

[AIDA @shutupaida]

day 5 of quarantine: i’m still thiccer than the global tension

[AIDA @shutupaida]

normalize pegging at all costs

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

sikeeeeeeeeeeeee his 🍑 is mine 4va 🔐📜🔥

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

I keep yell scream-singing 'yummy' at colt.............how long till he tries to divorce me? Now accepting bets 💰🤑💸

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@chlointensifies 🔥🔥🔥🔥💥

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@arcadianwonders My hearttttttttttt UGH! 💝💖💖💖

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@jdelgadho @flippantbastard I don't think we can blame him....

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@petrosyira @chefboyareraj

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

There's a new sheriff in town. Get into it. 🐺🌕

[🔫 💎 @coltwashere]

Mr. Bad Dad Joke ®

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@petrosyira @chefboyareraj Stop sippin' the hatorade. It's bad for your pores.

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@coltwashere Also, **just your RBF. 🍌🍞 is All Mine. 💞

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@coltwashere Pin it, so we know your defeat is real. 👑

[🐺💎 @marihadabbwolf]

@jaslynminj @coltwashere Why are you proud of him? Hello, I did all the work.