Colton Dake

Bad legal and baseball takes | Previously: @FP4America @louiseslaughter @VoteJessee | LA Tech alum

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

Trump: “i’m cancelling the congressional picnic tomorrow.”

me, an intellectual: https://t.co/aLttGPJ6hs

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

well this week will be no picnic for congress

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

@bluelineblunder “Plz stop shouting online”

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Walz not only sobered up and turned his life around but then became Governor and signed the Minnesota Clean Slate Act to enable 500,000+ people to seal their past arrest records, giving them a second chance too.

[Chief Trumpster @ChiefTrumpster]

@JDVance1 Wrong VP Pick.

I do not trust NEVER TRUMPERS.

Why should we believe you when you bought the media’s lies in 2016?

No instinct!

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

Against workers? Women? Teachers? Life saving medication?

As a Christian, this is against our beliefs.

You should be ashamed. @SpeakerJohnson

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

Who killed Laura Palmer

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

Me n my gf when we drive past Twin Peaks the restaurant

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

@valesofeden @bluelineblunder I AM JUST SMOL OKAY

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

@bluelineblunder HELLO EVERYONE

[BleedTechBlue @BleedTechBlue]

FINAL | #LATech 22 FIU 17

Took some guts to get it done. #HBTD

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Football is so back

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

u might be a white American man when ur only common ground with ur grandfather is WWII history

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

@theaveryanne

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Average Weekly Wages
1973: $873
2022: $813

Median Home
1973: $30,200
2022: $433,100

Monthly Rent
1973: $108
2022: $2,002

Tuition and Fees at University of California
1973: $150
2022: $13,104

Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

@POTUS and I had COVID at the same time so

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

Diagnosed w/ COVID for number three. All I can think about is how I used to intentionally take a bite of the paper when eating McDonald’s hash browns growing up

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

Do y’all remember Bible Man bc that feels like fever dream

[Red Sox @RedSox]

FINAL: Blue Jays 28, #RedSox 5

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

You know ur down bad when ur gf is at your family’s beach trip and u aren’t

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

My god. I don’t know how many times we have to go over this. Stop treating Manchin’s actions as originating out of “concern for the deficit” or “his moderate worldview.” The man is there specifically to work on behalf of the special interests that keep him flush with cash.