christophercolumbus

1492, bitches

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RT @scenesfromahat "As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions." There you go!

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RT @killpiffy "Let's celebrate Columbus day by breaking into someone's house and telling them we live there now." That's the spirit!!

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All I want to say today is this: You're Welcome.

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Excessive speculation about the nature of my relationship with Isabella. What is this the Spanish inquisition?! For crying out loud.

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Fight the power. Don't call it Fall Weekend. I discovered the 3 day. #ColumbusGivethAndColumbusTakethAway
#ItsMyWeekendAndillCryIfIWantTo

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A word from our sponsors: Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria boned Snap, Crackle and Pop last night. They don't call it sweet lovin for nothing...

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#TheLionTheWitchAndThe What's in mine? 14 three point hats and my Nike Air Force 1s, of course. #dolladollabills

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This fall, plum is the new black. You heard it here first.

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"Astronomers Think They've Found a Planet Made of Diamond" (yawn) Get back to me when you've found another continent http://t.co/0HNgnnbd

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Just want all my fans out there to know there is NO sex tape, I repeat: NO sex tape. #KeepDreaminKeepKeepDreamin

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@savages it's all relative, right? goodnight my sweet followers. till tomorrow.

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@GenghisKhan 1/3 of the world comes from your sperm? so what? last time I checked theres no Genghis Kahn day. #SchoolChildrenOfTheWorldUnite

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"How many cats did Christopher Columbus take on his voyage?" I'll name the next island I find after whoever gets it http://t.co/vV12HIwz

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its not pronounced #dumbass, it's actually @columbusssss

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@puertoricotravel, hook me up with some deals kid, I found you

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like this is if you thought it was flat @theworld

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@DarkRoastYoffe ur friendly neighborhood colonist #GetAtMe

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@kevpl541991 see what you're doing with the lack of tweets there, kev. #AbsenceMakesTheHeartGrowFonder #TryAFourYearVoyage

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@DarkRoastYoffe When you said "Ow my loofa hurts." #firstworldproblems did you mean #ChristopherColumbusDiscoveredThisWorldProblems

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Nina or Santa Maria? Weigh in #BettyandVeronica #SpitorSwallow #MaryKateandAshley