Colin Masterson

Brazen hussy. Please bring your laundry down with you.

[Colin Masterson @colwad]

@JasonIsbell This is the most guitarist tweet

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@llewcid @DankAckroyd Omg SO much piss. And snot.

Oh, the snot…

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@AliceJaneGray flipping to make a profit and expanding a portfolio/collection or hoarding in storage (rife in vintage guitar market)

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@k8_lister

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@AliceJaneGray Does it come with the pallet? Yes, it’s a dealbreaker

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@Shar_A_ In my tradie days I took particular pleasure in calling someone “speccy c*nt”. Lolz all round.

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@AliceJaneGray It’s insane. Literally explosives.

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@AdamCSharp Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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@aj_malakai Omg 😂

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@k8_lister @____B_S____ Old Barry Bendy Bollocks?

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@elfbatross Is it some kind of platipus… turtle… incel…?

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@aj_malakai @Kranitoko “Omg I found it… I FOUND IT!”

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@AliceJaneGray I said “either way”, Judy!

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@Philly_RIOT @aj_malakai Sorry what is this secret world of goose memes?!

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I’ve met several men under 30 in the last ten years and if - as they often claim - they are the ones having sex, it’s really not that astonishing.

In fact not astonishing AT FUCKIN ALL

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

According to Washington Post, the number of men under 30 who never have sex has TRIPLED in the last ten years.

That is an astonishing statistic.

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@aj_malakai @NadineDorries @BorisJohnson Haha byeeeeeeee 👋

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@LSourbutts Worth mentioning - esp for renters - that at annual boiler inspection an engineer will often whack the temp all the way up then leave without returning it to how you had it!

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@m0rjc @derekmitchell88 @TomatoJamSalad @SimpGanassi Three-weekly in Somerset. I guess we don’t have guns and swamp water in our taps so bins are as exciting as it gets

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@elfbatross Boom!