Coma Doof Warrior

I hang off the front of a truck wearing a skin mask and playing guitar. Other than that, I'm just a regular guy.

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

This review of Euro Train Simulator took an unexpected turn

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

Well, working for a psychopathic warlord is one thing, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere, right?

https://t.co/dDxeRZJHzA

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Hit on Furiosa
And you'll end up dead

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@NFLUK Redskins and Broncos I think

[Miracole Burns @MiracoleBurns]

#Cosplay love is when your husband surprises you with a Immortan Joe mask for your costume ❤️ @actorChrisBurns ❤️

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

DAVE GROHL STOLE MY CHAIR

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@_IAmCapable_ You know I love you 👍🏻

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

What kind of a name is Capable, though? There's a backhanded compliment if ever there was one

It's a wonder she wasn't called Satisfactory

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@MaximHardcastle No, YOU'RE awesome

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

HEY JOE WHO ARE YOU CALLING MEDIOCRE you try playing guitar with a bungee cord wedged up your ass crack you pasty faced tool

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@KurtRavenWolf If you want to keep it cheap you can just use a lighter and a can of deodorant 🔥🔥🔥🔥🎸🔥🔥🔥

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@Gabor_V @hughmyrone @dprssdtngr YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE 🎸🔥🔥🔥

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

I find that a grubby red onesie works well for all occasions https://t.co/O28GkCpfsH

[Rashed I @Rattlehead81]

@coma_doof Dress for the job you want not the job you have! \m/

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@kittykatbadger 🎸🔥🔥🔥👍🏻

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@NatalieZed @jennie1ofmany Actually it chafes like a mofo. Good laundry conditioner is hard to find in the post-apocalyptic future

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

🎵Never made it as a wise man
Couldnt cut it as a poor man stealin🎵

OK OK JOE I'M JUST KIDDING put the gun down man

https://t.co/MbfnlkXD2x

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

Immortan told me not to play Nickelback anymore. Says he's OK with slavery and torture but some lines he won't cross https://t.co/UShMw1iOh0

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@NatalieZed @jennie1ofmany Is it the red onesie? It's the onesie isn't it? I knew it was a strong look

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

So this is a pretty cool thing right here https://t.co/AlFjLN0Shq

[Rashed I @Rattlehead81]

@coma_doof A little fan art for the raddest rock god of the wastelands! \m/

[Coma Doof Warrior @coma_doof]

@ZeldaHarkinian @DavidAndNoise
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