Andy Waltön

Source of the right arm

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

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[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

@grok who’s the most famous person to visit my profile? Don’t tag them

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

@NintendoUK

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

Bit extreme, usually they just hold a sign up

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

These British #Gladiators names are wild.

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

@fesshole Absolutely convinced this is guerilla marketing on the part of Oral B. Why else would you mention the brand?

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I scare easily because everything is scary. I am a bear.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

If you beat the PS1 JURASSIC PARK: THE LOST WORLD video game, you'd receive this video message from Jeff Goldblum telling you to turn it off, go outside because you stink, and to go get laid. The only thing missing is him calling you a massive nerd. Hilarious.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sorry I missed your call, I did it on purpose.

[Roy Keane's Film Reviews @roykeanereviews]

“Rickman's giving it his all to to try and save it but you can't rely on one man to always drag you over the finish line.

Costner's all over the place. Which part of Nottingham is he from? Because it's not any part i've been too, it's embarassing.”

[gunnerblog @gunnerblog]

Say what you will about Elton John, but it’s difficult to imagine any other past or present Premier League chairmen pulling this off

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Embarsaring! This Woman Can’t Spell 'Embarrassing': https://t.co/3DhGf2zFW8

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

@Zelda_Deals Tulin is the correct answer

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

This is by far the best and fanciest cardboard box I’ve ever owned

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

Shot Chaser

[Victoria ✨ @vickyallover]

Cut my life into pieces

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY BABY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

@70s_party Is that the recipe title or the names of the kids in the picture?

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

@iamtsimmonds

[Andy Waltön @notandywalton]

@fesshole Who among us has not massaged the piss balloon at one time or another