Mike

2x basement dweller

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my first mistake in life was winning this race.

[Mike @comatonics]

@NHL Nicolas Hagman when he was with the flames

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Levels of male friendship:

Just met —> “Seem like a cool guy…”

Hung out twice —> “I got a buddy who…”

Go out on weekends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Literally best friends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Known each other for life —> “I got a buddy who…”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Seasonal Depression To Take Over For Chronic Depression For A Few Months https://t.co/iV2qgBxTwX

[Mike @comatonics]

@paginasemnome__ @DammitCripple

[Mike @comatonics]

@Divy_13 @LastSecondGG Bar is set, team better get 3 aces every play day

[The Onion @TheOnion]

NASA Panics After Asteroid Fires Back https://t.co/TpJFbkbybc

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

salami thief

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Let the sleeping kitten smell the yoghurt

[Mike @comatonics]

@dbrunski125 I might actually want to play ladder and do a 99 push now (will never get near top but would be cool to do) just couldn't force myself to go through the grind before. Especially with what 98-99 takes

[Interesting @interestingaf]

Dog that learned to play connect four. But didn't learn sportsmanship

[Mike @comatonics]

@SteelSeries 1v1 sniping on dust 2 in cs 1.6 to join a clan that owns a server, all while bopping out to gorillaz

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Somebody once told me to read the first word of my last 450 tweets. Oh god it's been over a year

[Mike @comatonics]

@BigCellyTweets You've been replaced bro sorry amir is next up

[Mike @comatonics]

@SoniqsEsports @suprSeth Much love brochacho

[Mike @comatonics]

@mmmcakenuggets Banger tweet rugga