Fobbit Medic

68W. Duct tape WILL FIX EVERYTHING! Aspiring Rooftop Hillbilly 🚑 Missouri Sucks, don't move here. Sir, the Rubicon River is in sight. Dick/Duck

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Sometimes my precoffee tweets are like a monkey reciting Shakespeare.

It leaves everyone saying WTF and someone gets shit thrown at them.

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@Junkyardtactic You probably right. They gonna die

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@rbuy07 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl

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@ASlendyEnderman I’ve thought the same thing. How long till people no longer call the police and handle things on their own.

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@Breaking911 Darwin awards

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@hasanthehun Yeah you won’t do shit. You would send all your followers first into the meat grinder before you ever lift that finger you use to shock you dog. You’ll probably send your dog out too!

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@ImMeme0 No one wanted to police their community when it was happening but want to cry when the business leaves.

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@ZenfinityDesign @Margare24749953 @mnsibley I am back to do CLS. The hookers have been trained to screen for the newest world ending virus. Ignore their request to drop your pants, it’s a habit that is too difficult to break on them.

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@2McDouble So far it is!

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On this, the 45th anniversary of my spawning into this world, I have decided to lean in heavy to being a grumpy fart.

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@ShamashAran You went full carpet bombing on his feels.

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@Qburt_NCSWIC Never believe the police won’t come for your firearms.

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@EndWokeness We’re getting closer and closer to vigilante justice being a big thing in this country.

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@Restrictfootage Maligators doin Maligator things

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@OfAthenry Dude is lucky the Navy’s buddies stayed out. They all were like, ‘oh he’s got this, let’s enjoy the beating!’

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@IraninIslamabad

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@HealthRanger

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@ChestyPullerGst I’ll bring snacks.

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Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he just went across the Rainbow bridge to play with all the dogs for a bit. He’ll be back when he’s pet all the good dogs.

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@SatMatHost That’s a clean corner roght there.