combination taco bell

combining taco bell with all your favorite things

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what if we kissed 😳 at the combination pizza hut 🍕 taco bell 🌮🙈

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With 98% of precincts reporting, Pennsylvania has flipped from Pizza Hut to Taco Bell haha we joke but for real go fuck yourself donald trump

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how it how it
started ended

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Relationships should be 50/50. 50% Pizza Hut and 50% Taco Bell

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now selling our very own coin purses! it's just a tortilla with a staple holding it together

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we were THIS close in negotiations to landing the Dewgarita. then those fuckers from red lobster swooped in with their cheesy biscuits and their fancy bibs. don’t come crying to us when they break your heart

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We tried to do a Travis Scott collaboration but we accidentally collaborated with Scott Travis. He’s an accountant from Wyoming and he’s never even eaten a taco.

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we made the taco bell employees and the pizza hut employees do a speed dating event with each other. now they're all married

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We are now implementing Casual Fridays! You don't need to wear a suit here today 🎉

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That tiny pocket on the right side of your jeans is for one packet of fire sauce

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imagine your card gets declined at the taco bell and they make you walk to the other side of the store and eat pizza hut instead

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taco bell

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

Only one topping allowed, what would it be?

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News agencies are reporting we have declared war on Italy.

These reports are true.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Taco Bell removes Mexican Pizza and other items as it finishes menu streamlining https://t.co/mqy25nfiGf

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[fort minor voice]

this is,
50% taco bell
50% pizza hut

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to make baja blast we make our accountant tony wield the taco bell in one hand and a glass of regular mountain dew in the other. then we shoot fucking lightning at him

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If you order from our secret menu, you can get horse meat tacos! Also if you order from our regular menu.

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Combination Lockheed Martin/Taco Bell

We are pleased to introduce our intercontinental ballistic homing gorditas. Just enter your address and a high velocity tortilla wrapped treat will be on its way. Do not stand in the blast radius (35 meters)

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Remember when we had fries? You guys liked that right? They were good fries. Anyway here’s your soft taco.

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You come to a fork in the road. One path is guarded by Pizza Hut. The other by Taco Bell. Pizza Hut guard only lies. But also serves pizza. Breadsticks are actually decent. Taco Bell guard will fight you. With only one question how do you figure out which path-

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Ok today is my last day so before they change the passwords Baja Blast is just regular Mountain Dew with blue food colori