DannyVillalpando

Twitter,… because I shouldn't be the only one annoyed by my thoughts.

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#lazy #gum #getalife#really#prick https://t.co/Mhjcu5aqBt

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Deposit fees. Transaction fees. Insufficient funds fees. Annual fees. Inactivity fees. Checking account fees. Mortgage fees. Credit card fees. https://t.co/f6dleyMF2e

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Get you tickets now, because at 12am on the 9th, I’ll officially be a senior citizen. https://t.co/K0WP7s2PIC

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Sometimes I say funny things and sometimes I don’t. https://t.co/z7irH0tOfU

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I wonder how long it will be before we’re able to pick a president on Amazon Prime? #addtocart

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For tickets go to the link below. It’s going to be a funny show. https://t.co/3W9KxVhlEj #comedy #comedyclub #icehousecomedyclub #funny @ Ice House Comedy… https://t.co/eGGMZtxSq9

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Come out to this show tonight because if you don’t you won’t be there. #3rdstreetpromenade #standupcomedy https://t.co/TE9eBb2MrX

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Don’t you love it when your lunch choices are easy. #lunch #budweiser #armandhammer https://t.co/yP59BxPBdR

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This weekend there's a heat wave coming so remember to keep your dogs and old people inside.

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The orbitofrontal cortex is what allows you to be a problem solver. Why is the answer always Nachos?

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I started to watch a movie and it was in Spanish. It took me 5 minutes to realize it wasn't a joke it was the Spanish HBO.

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I either have a learning disorder or I don't like being told what to do.