Young Comedians Network

Showcasing the comedy stars of tomorrow

[Young Comedians Network @ComediansYoung]

This page will feature stand up, twitter jokes, sketches and podcasts by comedians from across the world. DM to be featured.

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

If you ever hear a white person say "I don't like rap music but i like Eminem" the same white person has probably said "I'm not racist but...."

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

"Detroit is really coming back!" Says the white kid who only hangs out in gentrified areas and thinks their 8 dollar cup of coffee makes up for decades of politcial corruption and a crime rate thats higher than Snoop Dogg riding a giraffe

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

America is a crazy place right now but I think there are 3 things that every person can agree on.

-No innocent person should die

- We all want our grandkids to grow up in a better world than we live in today

-Womens nipples should be treated like guys nipples because wtf

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Me when I'm about to kill Tom Hanks for being a pedophile

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

If you ever feel like a loser in life just remember there are people well into their 30s that still collect funko pops

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

No one:

Nickelodeon: SpongeBob SquarePants is a gay twink power bottom that can only finish with a thumb up his ass and Patrick is his rope bunny.

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Jeffree Star looks like Marilyn Manson fucked a cup of Play-Doh

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Call me Adam Sandler because when she pulls down my pants she's gonna see my uncut gem

[Liz Galalis @LizGalalis]

My comedian husband said yoga is “just ancient stretching.” So I told him stand up is a “funny chat.” Who won?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Every crowd is a gift from God. Some need to be told just how special they are.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Our podcast @GrubstakersPod has a patreon now. For $5/mo you can get an extra episode every week. There’s a lot of information on billionaires in there, some of it is even true.

https://t.co/nYm79hTHHg

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Can i get some soup with all these crackers?

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

What its like to be the only person on Earth who hates Paul Rudd

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings and every time Megan Thee Stallion twerks a Republican becomes less racist

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Boomers say they dont fear change but have listened to the same AC/DC album for the past 40 years

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

If you put any song by The Beach Boys over footage of polar bears affected by global warming it looks like a commercial to Sandals Jamaica

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

What white people do in Detroit

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

“I am a 35 year old man going on dates with a 22 year old woman!”

*Socialists boo*

“No it’s ok, I’m paying her. This is a financial transaction!”

*Socialists cheer*

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

I like to stand behind people at ATM machines and go, “Hey that’s my PIN number too!”

[Ryan Stout @StoutRyan]

Dear Young Comedians,

There are comedy clubs that you will FIGHT your way into, you will headline, you will do well, you will have video evidence of yourself doing well, the booker will tell you they want to have you back, and... You will NOT get booked back.

Just a heads up.