ComaCaptain

2026 Drunkest Driver Award

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Surprised it took them this long to call me out like this

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clown

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@spencerhttr Clever

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@KnighthawksH @adampelletier @RocKnighthawks Knock knock..Its purple and teal time

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@RocKnighthawks We are so fucking back boys

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@JoeRingo5 @tatesigwart @Smorgasboredom And a lack of controlled burns

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@spencerhttr @RocKnighthawks You understand my pain then, lmao

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@Pirat_Nation Its your time to shine, @Snamwiches

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So if Section 219 gets passed are we actually going to something? Are we fed up with this yet?

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@RocKnighthawks

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@Erling Thanks for coming and enjoying the sights big man. Have a safe flight home and remember, youre always welcome back

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@RocKnighthawks 👀

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

When an edgelord says "I hate niggers," what he means is that he's still going to help the little old black lady in a wheelchair get her groceries from a high shelf without her needing to ask first.

When a Leftist says "We just want free healthcare," what they mean is that they'll publicly cheer if you get murdered in front of your children for mildly disagreeing with Leftism on Facebook.

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@ROFOPOP @Treyarch https://t.co/QBvk53j9YK

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Charlie Charlie kirky 😂 I just popped a perqa

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@DemonicGiwi @yourbestyourlas My condolences 🥀

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@DemonicGiwi @yourbestyourlas I was gonna say i got all excited thinking i could download it but its just the console lads having fun

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@Dodger399 @AmerksHockey