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@curts411709 @DelusionPosting You're aware other countries exist, right?

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@LazzieMan2626 @MarioBojic The couple was non-compliant and the man was causing damage? Yeah, throw that pregnant woman on the ground then!

You fucking muppet.

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@ThoreauBklyn @LegalYookay It's likely he's doing it for a reason, such as having been the victim of false sexual harassment claims in the past, or merely wanting to avoid the possibility of such claims - the "Mike Pence" rule. The problem here is that he's not applying the same standard to male employees.

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@ClownWorld Bye Bye Clown World.

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@SharklettVT @_Zojka It's probably not 91, but it's generally accepted that the actual number is quite a bit higher than the census officially shows.

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@MemoFifi @TexAgg04 @dissidentwest You told me that consensus isn't a tool of the left. Then, with a stunning lack of self-awareness, immediately then argued that there's no need for diversity of opinion on the left since leftists are already correct. You're the kind of person Neo et al were trying to escape from.

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@MemoFifi @TexAgg04 @dissidentwest "Those who know things that are right". Keep arguing against the idea of left-wing consensus though 🤣

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@MemoFifi @dissidentwest It's a film about individuals opting out of a system that enforces an illiberal, reality-defying consensus. If you're left-wing I imagine you might well see yourself as one of the enlightened individuals in that film, but realistically enforced consensus is a left-wing concept.

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@justinsbanter @sexyman48 @DelusionPosting Note that the Pythagorean Theorem has hundreds of alternative proofs. The book "The Pythagorean Proposition" from 1940 lists 370 alone. While it is an achievement for someone so young to find a another proof, it's not a ground-breaking one.

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@hkorizak @MarioNawfal What a pointless comment. The clerk wouldn't have had a gun in the UK.

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@RayBeyondHurt1 @BareReality He was still holding the knife you melt.

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@realgoattalk1 @ChiefTrumpster What's she holding in her hand?

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@filterofth74624 @lporiginalg That will only shift the problem to demands for refunds and credit card chargebacks.

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@CravenTHC @thechosenberg Interesting use of the word "force" there.

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@fandompulse It's always fun to be told what Star Trek is an isn't by people who weren't born when you started watching it.

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@Jax_B_ @AmericaPapaBear Because she's a cop, not a customer service advisor?

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@CrownMaybe They haven't retired it, they've stopped supporting it with software updates. The Kindle is a computer whether you think of it like that or not. No computer receives multiple decades of software updates. Your 486DX PC from the 90s doesn't run Windows 11 either.

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@sfmcguire79 @grok what is a "meal plan" at Stanford, and why is it compulsory for students to participate in it? Why can't students "get out" of it?

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@HauteMessXpress @Notwokenow Why would your definition of "pretty" overrule their's when they were the ones choosing though? I agree she wasn't the worst looking and she seemed fun, but they decided the order, not you or me.

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@ConsoomerLs "And then I did a backflip and everyone clapped."

People like this don't post in r/antiwork.