Dave Marshall

Imperfect being with a heart of gold...

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@iam_jlc Heresy! Airwolf has one of THE best theme tunes. Whilst Street Hawk is better than Seasons 3 and 4 of Airwolf, it can't hold a candle to it. 😁👍

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@fesshole It's your one job, you lazy arsehole. It's bad enough that you don't even deliver until damn near teatime. If you're so out of shape, try setting out earlier and walking more.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@JohnBarrowman @LEGO_Group Excellent choice! Hope you managed to get the shuttlepod GWP with it. 😁👍

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@landofthe80s Can't she just disappear, the dead eyed, over hyped nobody? Sick of the sight of her. What the hell is she famous for? She'd turn up to the opening of an envelope if it kept her relevant.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@tormentalous Enterprise D?

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@fesshole Michael McIntyre? Milton Jones? Harry Hill? That Mrs. Brown weirdo? David O'Doherty? Joe Wilkinson? Mitchell or Webb? No idea how any of you are considered "comedians" or even remotely "funny".

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@small_timer_ @fesshole Calling it "National Bring a Plane to Work Day" doesn't go down well either. 🙄

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@landofthe80s Lynda Carter, obviously. For a start, you had no trouble understanding what she was saying, secondly, she didn't indiscriminately murder people and thirdly, she never kept resorting to that stupid slamming her arms together in a cross whilst grunting and looking constipated.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@DiecastAddicts @LeahRebeccaUK @Clark77Lee @Cooldudehicks @ChallengerJoe @WeLoveDiecast @addict_car @LittleJohn_MD @PaulzSmith1 @thespafixer @marcus_t_ward I'd be happy if I could find just one of the F40s. 🤬

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@landofthe80s Not sure. I don't recall any over hyped, dead eyed nobodies back in the 80's. Who the hell is this bint?

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@landofthe80s Superb song, shit movie.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@landofthe80s That's Big Enos and Little Enos from Smokey and the Bandit. 1977. Classic.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@OldSchool80s Shrill, shouty, growling, squealing smack head gobshite. Should have taken that fateful bath 30 years earlier. Such an overrated nobody.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@fesshole Well doesn't she sound like a little ray of fucking sunshine? Miserable bint!

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@ilovenostalgia Anything where they can't be arsed using full words and all syllables. For example 'fam', 'spesh', 'totes' etc. It's just lazy and retarded. Also combining words, for example the silly bint on the FemGel advert with 'Splensational'. Do fuck off!

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@MrT Happiest of Birthdays, Mr. T. Hope you have a wonderful day! 😁🎂🎈🎁🥂🍻🍾🎉

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@nerdfollowing @GhostbustersNet And the 4th Season The A-Team episode 'The Road to Hope'.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@OldSchool80s At first glance, I thought it was Noel Fielding. 😂😂😂

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@GhostbustersNet You are like the buzzing of flies to him.

[Dave Marshall @comedydave1979]

@GBNewsdotcom I read the article thinking maybe the cameo could have been someone important or connected to the franchise. But no, it's some unfunny nobody. Glad it got nixed.