Comedy Goblin

This is my journey into the unknown.😊
Stand up comedian, SA, XXL model,
Lover of life, dad of 2,

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Happy to say that I'm on ep 9 of #flinch on @NetflixUK it's a great and funny show produced by @StellifyMedia...

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@LBC @mrjamesob the words you are looking for are 'Stockholm syndrome' it's a hat for all occasions

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Everyone losing their shit over the @jimmycarr joke, but no-one has mentioned the Jehovah's Witnesses in the same joke.

#irony

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@BorisJohnson Excellent.. party round yours?

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@Kathbum What you like in Hertfordshire? I've not seen you in Aldi...

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@marcmaron Age will get us all, one step at a time, just make sure you've written down where you are going.

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@grantshapps You bunch of bell ends have caused far more traffic chaos buggering up the feul, than these hippies in the morning!!! Maybe try getting your own house in order and then roast the hippies

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@grantshapps @Port_of_Dover @pritipatel Don't worry fella, we've all run out of fuel so don't need the car, take the weekend off.

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@grantshapps heads up son, ASDA Hatfield has run out of petrol, do you think Tesco will have some?

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@IainDale 😂😂😂thats because they are all working in the UK as settled residents being underpaid.

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@ThisisDavina @MailOnline Good for you and what a hero, writing a book for free, you are a legend

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After months of research I've come up with a @BorisJohnson 3 word slogan for the next election..

We fucked it....

It's easy to remember and goes after everything.

#EducationForAll we fucked it
#nhspayrise we fucked it
#Covid19UK we fucked it
#NorthernIreland we fucked it

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@JeremyClarkson Nice!!!!! You have all that land and want to make it work for you! What about a music festival!!!

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2022 be like

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🔴 LIVE: New 'triple mutant' variant under investigation in Yorkshire

Follow all the latest updates on our coronavirus liveblog here 👇 https://t.co/kU64ftKkUL

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@mrjamesob So that's what Dave's been upto since Brexit, what have you been upto Nigle?

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Why is this person so hard to find i mean we spent £12b on a track and trace department its not rocket science #BrazilianVariant

@lbc @mrjamesob https://t.co/tVDmrec3PL

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How about it @GaryBarlow https://t.co/9Gnhy6nq06

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#itvkidscreate

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@theousherwood there you go mate ill give you a follow... make sure you thank James 😂

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@Nigel_Farage Paris?

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@mishacollins @kanyewest Brilliant