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We're tweeting opening lines from 222 MORE COMEDY MONOLOGUES 2 MINUTES & UNDER, coming soon from Smith and Kraus Publishers

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Up to the pub date of 222 MORE Comedy #Monologues, we're tweeting the opening lines...TY to all our very funny #writers! @ComedyMonos

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Happening

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See you at Twin Cities Book Fest today! Come yuck it up with some dang funny writing. #tcbf @RainTaxiReview

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Visit @comedymonos co-editor John Capecci this Saturday at the Twin Cities Book Fest! #TCBF https://t.co/HdDgz67OBh @smithandkraus

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RV!: Stop by and visit us at Twin Cities Book Fest #TCBF 10/14! MN writers in the collection available to sign your funny? @RainTaxiReview

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@Halcyon270 @TaraSivec Looks like @smithandkraus got backed up. We checked with them and your book is on its way, Hal. Thanks!

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Ha ha, uh ... no, seriously, ha ha ... the book really is out ... no, seriously. @TaraSivec got hers. Volumes of humor are spreading. Shwew.

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Whoo hoo! https://t.co/VjhPEBDTUM

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Comic Mono #222 Why, hello there!—I was just appraising some rare PDFs in
the back room when I heard you come in.

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Comic Mono #221 Since this is a first-year class, most of you are new to the university this fall. It’s very exciting. @thesnowhale

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Two more opening lines from our 222 comedy monologues to go...

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Comic Mono #220 You may have noticed that there’s a required textbook on
the syllabus, and if you visited the university... @thesnowhale

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Comic Mono #219 What was something I didn’t like about the last company I
worked for? If there’s one sort of revenge...@DanKennedy_NYC

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Comic Mono #218 What are some of my strengths that I would bring to my
work here? A head on fire, a heart speeding through @DanKennedy_NYC

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Comic Mono #217 Why do I want to be a part of your team? I’ve wanted to be part of something for so long...@DanKennedy_NYC

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Comic Mono #216 When you hear the alarm, do not shut it off. Do not tell
yourself... that... you’ll just do better tomorrow... @brandoncrose

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Comic Mono #215 Ring! Ring! That’s the only sound I make on my own. Everything else is just repeating whatever people say to me.

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Comic Mono #214 Part One: The Landlord. Lights up. Immediately: greed. The
hands are out, the belly is round. Smile.

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Just 9 more opening lines from these 222 comedy monologues to go! Celebrating publication! #amwriting

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Comic Mono #213 I could learn to love you, I could. And we could stay here, make this house, your house, my home. @notjustlooking

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It's publication day! Head over to the Amazon: https://t.co/7LqKlP8xQh