Evan Estes

Here lies my comedy career. RIP.

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@alontods woaahhhhh dude, no way! I've been watching some of his stuff lately. Excited to see his work and yours too.

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@DaftLimmy your new favorite fan watching you drown your citizens in shite. Needless to say, she'll be watching every stream from here on out. She's hooked!

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@TheRobVera Or big questions regarding who's really making the decisions. Hope to see Brands making the announcements for Silva's departure and new manager hire. I think we'll learn more about the hierarchy as we see how the announcements are handled.

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@hailcheaters Nah, not over the top. You gotta brag on your children!

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@thefancymike definitely Arafat Mountain for me, unless you think there's a better choice for someone reading one of your books for the first time. I can Venmo you.

P.S. I love hearing your thoughts on movies.

[Noble 5 @Noble5mouse]

Thoughtful Design.
Professional Performance.
Community Engagement.

We are Noble 5. #liftoff

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@Svennyish @FMLFPL Bryan, I came here to say the same thing. We'll get through this together my friend. We will.

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@orileyaaron Google Fi has been great. Good service as long as you're not in Nowhere, Texas. Transparent and simple pricing structure. Their customer support has been easy to work with too the few times I've had to.

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@suresuremusic great show tonight guys. If you need some breakfast tacos in the morning, hit up Texas Tacos and BBQ or El Tiempo Taqueria. See you next time you come back to Houston!

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@VacationerBand what a treat

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@OffMenuOfficial well, what would it be for you two?

Side note: is this the best representation of chips?

[The Manc @TheMancUK]

You can only save one...

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

.@masonramsey Where is your cover of "I Wanna Go Home (Texas Song)" by Sandy Cheeks in that one episode of Spongebob?

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@thefancymike Yeah, that's a great point. That marries well to the long days of sunshine. Slightly disorienting and lets the viewer use their imagination. What did you make of the rituals/symbols? That's one area I would have liked either more explanation or more obscurity.

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@FMLFPL Early this season I was hurt by not bringing in players from classic beach teams (Bournemouth, Watford) because I was skewed by their performance towards the end of the previous season. How do you pick those players even if they were trash by the end?

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@JamesAcaster not gonna lie, I wish I was a comedian so I could have told that girl I hated her. Thank you for coming to the states to perform. Most of us appreciate it.

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@JacksonRye @OffMenuOfficial I'm glad you asked. The peach cobbler sounds nice. Can't wait for summer. 🍑

#BringBackKumarsCobbler

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@hailcheaters I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I CAN HAVE THE SAME PLAYERS AS EVERYONE ELSE AND STILL GET A RED ARROW

[Evan Estes @comedyroutine]

@FMLFPL Took a -8 to start the cup off right. Butthole clenched.