Funny Tweets!

Laughing for 10 mins a day adds 1 day to your life.

[Funny Tweets! @comedysexy]

follow @SayingsforBoy pls.

[Sayings for Boys! @AmazinBoys]

#MostAwkwardSituations me trying to explain that I have a crush on you..

[Sayings for Boys! @AmazinBoys]

If I didn't care about you, I wouldn't get so mad at the things you do.

[Funny Tweets ㋡ @dafuqpostss]

Who's in a "Fuck this class" situation right now?

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#ThingsIHateAboutSchool Crazy times + crazy friends = A memory you will never forget.

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VIDEO GAMES: The only legal place to kill stupid people. :)

[Funny Tweets ㋡ @dafuqpostss]

When I play a fighting game, I press random buttons and hope for the best.

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Everything is funny when you are trying to be serious.

[Funny Tweets! @comedysexy]

When I have a Sharpie in my hand, I just want to write everywhere.

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Pocket money-->

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Are you mad? stay mad, because I don't give a fuck.

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, it's to dark."

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Home Alone! Expectation: Party! Party! Reality: Peeing with the door open.

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Who's that?" "What are they doing?" "What's happening?" OMG SHUT THE HELL UP, AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

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D.R.A.M.A. = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.

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I don't hate you but if I had a bottle of water and you were on fire I would drink it!

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That awkward moment when you realize that you texted the wrong person.

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People with STD's should glow in the dark or some shit.