John Burnor

If there is a term I hate worse than Fake News, I don't know what it could be.

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@madisinlynn TAKE IT!!!

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@_WeatherStove Former on-air DJ here in Hampton Roads - big music fan & weather nerd (Halloween fan too). Older than you but my first birthday cassette was Love Gun by Kiss. First vinyl I purchased was Glass Houses by Billy Joel. Grew up on classics but evolved over the years.

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@JeffEdmondsonWX Well that isn't nearly as cool an explanation as I'd hoped for. 😆 Thanks, Jeff!

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@JeffEdmondsonWX what meteorological feature is happening where my cursor is pointed?

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@DonnellySports The Crown Throwdown

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@DonnellySports the Superb Owl

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@JohnCornyn We should NEVER have to infer/decipher what a senator means when they tweet. Plenty of characters left for Cornyn to elaborate on his thoughts.

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@511hamptonroads hey update your signs. It says there is a one and a half mile backup at the monitor. Merrimac on the signs that are on 64 in Hampton. There is no backup.

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@WAVY_News Your network broadcast feed sucks right now.

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Thank you @askpanera for crediting me with a free reward on my Panera account. That was great customer service. But what is the standard for a full sized salad?

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Hey @panerabread is this what a full size greek salad looks like?

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@pastorlocke @TwitterSafety @realDonaldTrump Sorry, man. Twitter is in NO WAY a required platform. It's their football and if they want to take it and go home, that's their business.

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@NickCRadio Man, whoever is minding the board for you guys is jacking it up. Looks like your automated software clocks are off a little bit all of your top of the hour stuff has already ran and now there's a bunch of dead air.

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@melburnor @korytellers We? I'm only seeing the wife. Get hoppin'!

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@ethansdemise Oh. Well, der.

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@929Wave Y'all might want to send someone over to the 94.1 studio and have them slide up a pot or something cuz they're signal has been quiet all morning.

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@jasonfitz I'm thinking there are a lot of erections going on in Buffalo this year.

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@morten @realDonaldTrump Also note...the map has a legend at the top. Each line is a different path projected by different supercomputers. Those random lines, including one that GOES BEYOND THE MAP'S BORDER, aren't on the legend!