Christina Hornby

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@JeremyECrawford are thunder and lightning damage the same thing? Or are they two different types of damage?

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@Tesco Thank you so much. I’ll DM you

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Now, I’m no good at maths, but this seems wrong @Tesco

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@GOVUK Been trying to get through to you about my JSA for an hour now... anyone gunna pick up?

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@Irish_Rach @DWP I managed to get through by saying the first thing the automated message suggests, but I've been stuck listening to hold music for about 45 minutes... At this point not sure if anyone will actually pick up!

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@MarshadeCordova Been told by landlord we need to move out as planned on Saturday 28th- will we be allowed to?

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@JennyPiccolo1 @BBCNews @BorisJohnson In much the same boat here! New build has now been put on hold and our landlord has told us we categorically need to be out before 3rd April! My dad was meant to be using his van to help us move, I dont know if thats possible now!

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Anyone else just had this ALL DAMN DAY?! #DisneyPlusUK

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Imagine if humans had a mating season like animals 🧐

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Just minding my own business in the pub when I look over and see this. People didn’t understand why I sniggered @dadwroteaporno

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Baking all sorts today 🍰🥧

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Belinda just channeled her inner Hans of the southern isles. @dadwroteaporno

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Is it bad to admit I have no idea what’s happening in peaky blinders?

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Treat from mummykins #harrypotterinconcert #harrypotter #treat #happylittlenerd @ Royal Festival Hall https://t.co/Bik0UgY4ZQ

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Treat from mummykins #harrypotterinconcert #harrypotter #treat #happylittlenerd @ Royal Festival Hall https://t.co/CwlWrFVDMV

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Treat from mummykins #harrypotterinconcert #harrypotter #treat #happylittlenerd @ Royal Festival Hall https://t.co/TNGIs8oLAW

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Oh wait...Tuesday redeemed itself! Thank fuck for the refresh option #hellamega I’m coming for you!!!

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So all pre-sale was gone before the mailing list pre-sale even got a chance. I fucking HATE Tuesdays #HellaMegaTour

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Spooner #pornoday @dadwroteaporno

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I hope Giselle wasn’t grinding her teeth with this guys cock in her mouth! Poor guy. #pornoday @dadwroteaporno