retired queerbaiter

kyla/25/bi god said “now let’s do a silly one” and made me

[retired queerbaiter @comic_ho]

the beach boys put their whole pussy into good vibrations

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[chUnc 🇭🇹 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my homies taunting the Amish

[someone left the cake out in the rain @bjorksunibrow]

how an afternoon shower feels

[mon @poetcinematic]

i look forward to this part of my evening all day

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

This is so beautiful. BBC sherlock doesnt die, it reinvents itself

[jynx @jynxbby]

i’m always a little mean to men because if you treat them like humans they think you wanna sleep with them

[✍🏾 @unclelondonn__]

Bisexual women fuck you like they have a point to prove. I love that about them. But they’re not good people

[dan @sickupid]

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

This is how it feels when men on Hinge are like, “I want you to ruin my life.” No, I actually don’t want to do that

[ً @cryst6ls]

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man https://t.co/tm2VmNINti

[Odd Steam Reviews @OddSteamReviews]

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

[retired queerbaiter @comic_ho]

In Memoriam 😔

[retired queerbaiter @comic_ho]

the beach boys put their whole pussy into good vibrations

[trash jones @jzux]

hey hater university just called. congrats valedictorian

[retired queerbaiter @comic_ho]

@killhaley Or when u think about the character while out like why am I thinking about Jason Todd at the club rn 🤨

[andrea @californut]

“u get sushi a lot” god forbid a bitch likes it raw

[sabunny @mama_moons]

i showed u my tiny naturals don't ignore me