Alan David

- not a real loiya

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@ZachariaszNercz @prywatnik The "one of them must be a good guy" trope is funny on X and in politics.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Many US Presidents had affairs. Maybe it's a bad idea to have them.

Presidents, I mean.

[Meg Keene @MegKeene]

When I was growing up my dad had a Top Secret security clearance. One of the things you absolutely cannot do with that kind of clearance is have an affair. (And you bet your ass they check.) Why? Because it opens you up to blackmail.

Jenson apparently didn’t have a govt security clearance, but his trade secrets were a matter of national security. By having these affairs, even the ones *not with spies*, he was opening himself up to blackmail. The level of poor judgement is appalling, and the risk to national security is worse.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

We were told European regulation fixes everything.

[Dirk-Jan Meijer @dirkjanmeijer]

Miele, er is geen betere. Toch? 🤔

Koop je de duurste Miele wasmachine, de WQ 1000, want je wilt de komende 10 jaar gewoon makkelijk en probleemloos wassen, scheurt binnen 8 maanden het rubber in de deuropening.

Balen, maar gewoon garantie denk je dan. Nou, @mediamarkt_nl stuurt het door naar Miele. Na 1,5 week komt Miele met het voorstel voor een belafspraak. Ok, afspraak gemaakt. Belt Miele vóór de afspraak dat ze toch geen belafspraak willen, ze willen langskomen. Ook prima. “Ja maar weet dat er wel kosten aan verbonden zijn”

Kosten? Ja. Hou je vast. Te beginnen met € 149 voorrijkosten. Dan een nieuw rubber voor € 134. Na het eerste half uur arbeid een tarief van € 140 per uur. Geschatte arbeidsduur onbekend. Of we akkoord gaan?

Haha, terwijl ik dit opschrijf kan ik nog steeds niet geloven hoe absurd dit is. Je koopt een wasmachine van bijna € 2.000 en krijgt gewoon nul komma nul service? Moet ik echt akkoord gaan met € 300, € 400, misschien wel € 500 aan kosten? Wat is er gebeurd met kwaliteit en service leveren? Ik voel me opgelicht.

Zeg @MieleNederland, is dit echt de kwaliteit en service waar jullie trots op zijn en die een consument mag verwachten bij een premiummerk of is er sprake van een misverstand bij de support afdeling?

Tot slot de vraag aan andere Miele gebruikers, is dit verhaal herkenbaar? Zijn er anderen met hetzelfde euvel of met hetzelfde serviceniveau?

#Miele #MediaMarkt #WettelijkeGarantie

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

No one is going to jail. But you need to think they might.

That's what all the law-fare is designed to achieve.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@magicmike340 Making some victims of extortion angry at other victims...

Priceless.

[John Galt (Because Someone Has To Be) @ApprtionMission]

The problem is never too much freedom

The problem is always too much government

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Donald Trump are enemies just like John Cena, The Undertaker, and The Rock.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@KyleHaigler "Profits over people" is a sign someone is too dumb and/or dishonest to understand human interaction.

Can be both. Must be one.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@KyleHaigler "Profits over people" is a sign someone is too dumb and/or dishonest to understand human interaction.

Can be both. Must be one.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Do not let these people get away with pretending to be enemies.

Their fighting is Covid Mask On Camera kayfabe, so you remain hopeful for change.

[Nicholas Sandmann @N1ckSandmann]

Do not let these people get away with the fact that they opposed and voted against everything they now say they stand for.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

X decided today was the day to show I had five new chats, despite having zero new chats for many months.

This is the top of the list.

One can only imagine what really owning a Tesla is like vs all the "omg it's amazing" paid personaes.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@supergeekmike If you're going to support murderous kidnappy thieves forcing peaceful people to pay more than they want for a service...

Stop being a bitch and go rob people yourself.

OR

Stop being a bitch and STFU.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@supergeekmike If you're going to support murderous kidnappy thieves forcing peaceful people to pay more than they want for a service...

Stop being a bitch and go rob people yourself.

OR

Stop being a bitch and STFU.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Law-enforcers breaking the law is beyond normalized.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

The spy is named Alice Huang, and her target was Jensen Huang?

What a coincidence!

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@dinahashem_ Hank: You're Heisenberg, you POS I'm gonna bury you!!
Walt: My cancer is back.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

X is still shilling their "boosted reach" lie, and I'm here for it.

Never going there again, and this shadow extends to all Elon's products.

Fool me once...

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Same people cheering Russell Brand in prison call for even more theft to line their own pockets.

Consent only matters when it's a woman refusing sex.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@Yusro_web3 You're not smart or honest enough to be a McDonald's cashier.