Alan David

- not a real loiya

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Telling people who actually work for a living how hard it is staring at a screen waiting for a multi-layer stack hosting platform to load a dashboard.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@ashemup @0xDinoCrypto Clearly the lessons are:

1. Never bet on a transaction time, as the time of the transaction isn't.

2. Neve bet on someone else's platform where rules are rigged.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Librarians teach people to read.

[Reed Carringer @rcarringer]

Yes. I’m in favor of tax dollars paying for literacy. Hope this helps!

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@DAVIDCARROLL3 @CBS @CBSSunday CBS should pivot to 24/7 Wrestlemania.

Molt like an eagle.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Whoring on IG but not TikTok like that means something.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@KlasfeldReports 60 Minutes has a "what happened to Morley Safer?" level of relevance.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@KlasfeldReports 60 Minutes has a "what happened to Morley Safer?" level of relevance.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

I can't name a single Knicks player except for Jalen Bunsen Burner.

[Brian Distelburger @bdistel]

"Sorry, Knicks game" has now reached GOAT level excuse for cancelling plans in NYC.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

The melt up was millenium fever and equities crashed three months after that new year like Wile E. Coyote learning in March technology had magically changed nothing including the propensity to hype.

Markets had already collapsed when 9/11 piled on to make it worse.

Since then we've had way less reason for irrational exuberance.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@queerthecloset @agraybee Han was a bad influence.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

They called her Princess Leia.
I hardly knew her.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

more than ever it blows my mind people believe in heaven.

[🖤 viv 🖤 @ffdyke]

suicide disqualifying you from heaven feels like a speedrun category limitation

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@Shaq_0x @BitcoinNewsCom laws are meant to help murderous kidnappy thieves rob us.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

My dad told me he'd be proud of me when I didn't care what he thought, and never stopped giving me advice including "don't have kids".

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Drank coffee to help finish a project that came back to life at 11p and had zero trouble falling asleep at 12:30a and slept soundly through the night.

Tapering caffeine at 6p is actually hurting my sleep as I'm entering withdrawal.

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Many fake accounts want you to live 90 seconds from panhandlers.

[Literacy Crisis Actor @Springbreakthru]

If you hate the concept of walkability, that's a failure of your urban planners. My fully kitted out grocery store is a 90 second walk from my front door. I can't fathom not wanting that

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

Already C and living the dream.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Florida. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@amitisinvesting Why are salespeople so bullish?

[Alan David @comicaldavid]

@TheTennisLetter I don't get enough credit.