Chris

[Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) @FellaHrx69]

If only there was a previous term he served to showcase he’s a fucking retard and entirely full of shit

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Biggest revelation on Twitter this year is how many people fundamentally don’t understand what an adaptation is, and proclaimed purists mostly talk out of their ass.

[iolar @1ittleknownfact]

Computer, enhance the logo on that zip top

[Don'tUTalkAbtMissJenkins @Jamellbell]

Probably because they haven't diminished the fantastical elements. You lot just live for the fantasy so when its not there every five minutes you toss your baby food and yell in your high chairs.

[Chris @comicbook_cook]

Trying to be more chill when I see goofy-ass takes like this...but man, "comedy and horror don't mix well" lmao

[Damon Linker @DamonLinker]

I've been hesitant to admit it, but now I'll just come out and say that I think WIDOW'S BAY is mediocre. Didn't like it at all. One prob: Comedy & horror don't mix well. Another prob: The writing is meh. (The best episode of the season was the finale, so maybe S2 will be better?)

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

just saw a video where a Zoomer said Millennials need to retire so they can climb the corporate ladder and get our jobs. sir i would love to retire but i am 35 years old.

[Tyler Miller @tylermiller2496]

We’re losing interesting and substantive conversations on gaming because people can’t take a second to consider different perspectives/angles on games design.

There is no room for nuanced discussion now. Mindless discourse runs the show, and the space is all the worse for it.

[Chris @comicbook_cook]

John Stewart

[pionono bar @pippio_]

TEORÍA: hal jordan nunca aprendió a estacionar y cuando conduce con gente hace esto para disimular

[helen @helen]

i recommend learning more about history because this is just being young. and it’s the kind of nihilism governments rely on to dull the masses and quell class consciousness. humans have survived plagues, war, and genocides since the dawn of man! don’t accept nihilism. keep going

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[Salar Pedram @SalarPedram]

It’s funny that this is basically how the US caught Soviet spies during the Cold War. The Soviets overestimated how much Americans know about their own country, so knowing things like the capital of Illinois is Springfield (instead of Chicago) made them more suspicious

[gigi @ptriiichor]

professor x welcoming the mutants to his school

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

Fumbling AOC is the greatest single instance of a white boy losing everything since Nixon was impeached.

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

man rhaenyra is so fun. fucked mysaria and then exiled her the next day to avoid talking to her. told daemon he has to be cruel so that she doesn't have to. fought with her little sister about who daddy would like more and then made alyn kill the pope. 10/10 no notes

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

oh you’ve never watched the lord of the rings trilogy bc you’re “not into that kind of stuff”?…. grow the fuck up.. you’re embarrassing yourself

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I’ll stumble across a new rap country artist named Joey Big Buck and Im like well he cant be the biggest artist in the world. And he is. And then I’ll find out about a tv show called The Little Things We’ve Come To Know and I’ll go well who watches this. Turns out it’s everyone.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Tom Holland says one of the biggest reasons he’s never hosted SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE is his dyslexia and the fear of reading cue cards on live TV.

Amy Poehler’s response: “People have fully been on drugs and hosted.” 😭