James Bruce

I have noticed many people have different opinions than me and I find this upsetting.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

Today is another day Biden fails to go golfing. I thought he cared about jobs? No greens fees today, no caddie salary. Not to mention all the porn stars who lost jobs keeping quiet.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

If you voted for him, you are also culpable in the deaths brought about by him. No doubt you will also blame anyone but yourself. Fire the people who know how to do the job, disaster, blame minorities. It's your MO.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@NickdeSemlyen It's a long shot, but I'm hoping to contact Will Forte about a brdtfklmohrkwtfnykpqwqrtdfplmkqkwqqqqqqqqqqqqstfsrqmtsdtqmprftdpdkmhrktmtf idea and I need investors.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

It's a long shot, but I'm hoping to contact Will Forte about a brdtfklmohrkwtfnykpqwqrtdfplmkqkwqqqqqqqqqqqqstfsrqmtsdtqmprftdpdkmhrktmtf idea and I need investors.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@michaelianblack Space isn't anything, so no, it's just the things in it.. Also no to the time thing.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

It's another episode of Alex and Jim Analyze Billy Joel Lyrics. We're talking about New York State of Mind. A perfect song if ever there was one.

https://t.co/UIcnIKK2hy

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@CTOTHELOS77 The Comedian from Watchmen. Not that funny.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@political_d30 @BerbieBusker @MayoIsSpicyy @WilliamLaforce You're qualifying this with the word "all" because you know what he said, which was also racist and inflammatory.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@NoContextHumans Coffee cups! No wait, I panicked, do over, do over! Damn it, now I don't have a coffee cup.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

According to my real estate agent the most important thing in housing is location, location, location. She just hasn't been the same since the stroke.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@RandPaul You are the enemy of any creator that could exist. You are garbage.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@unkonfined Willy.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@unkonfined Hopefully as much but not more than Al.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@RossKneeDeep It does. Religion is like a movie producer. It takes credit without adding anything of value.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@kwok_xian Search for the one legged man that framed me for murder.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@GBBranstetter It didn't.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@NatashaCL7 Life is difficult no matter what. If you make your version work, without hurting anyone, it's fine. That said, it's often difficult to not hurt someone in that paradigm.

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

Who started the fire? Let's find out, as Jim and Alex Analyze Billy Joel lyrics.
https://t.co/ZQ2HfoyMTU

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

They say Tim Walz was a coach, but if Jim Jordan isn't covering up abuse, are you really a coach?

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

There's a male erectile disfunction ad that says: "Get hard, stay hard: on your terms!" I personally don't like to get my lawyer involved in my erections, but I guess it gives you a more favorable return?

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

@lady_alicat @utlonghornryan @kibblesmith I don't think it's a deflection. What you did is change the subject. you're entitled, of course, but nobody is obliged to nod somberly at your post.