Cory Latarski

I do things. Sometimes.

[Cory Latarski @comicorydl]

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People find love in strange places. https://t.co/T1gqUaRFQA

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@SGRager hosts!

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I don't want to die with regrets. I need to start sending some dick pics.

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Check out this funny thing I wrote! https://t.co/Db5XtMifG9

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Pants should have some kind of sensor that loudly alarms you when your zipper is down. Someone invent that.

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Check this out! https://t.co/oJNQkKYPam

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Washing your hands and trying not to get a band-aid wet should probably be an Olympic sport.

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If you put your license plate stickers all over the plate instead of in the upper right-hand corner then I hate you.

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Anytime someone asks me what I want for a holiday or birthday the answer from now on will always be a DeLorean.

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#IReallyWantToBelieveYouBut you're breath smells like shit.

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#AwesomeDateUntil I saw her penis.

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#SarahPalinAlsoJustEndorsed the moose in her backyard.

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Just what the doctor ordered, laughing and drinking! @comicorydl is emceeing with special guest @BradWenzel. #OpenMic is at 8pm, $5.

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Thought there was puke on my jeans this morning. A closer inspection revealed it to just be White Castle cheese. #closecall #whitecastle

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#IfIHadAHoverboard of hover all over your face.

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Just be yourself. #FailedDatingTips

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#FourWordsToLiveBy Get down on it.

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Hey, check out this new section I'm doing for @absrdNEWS Missed Connections - Volume 1 http://t.co/3Leha1s9c0