Jeremy White

I'm a tenured cynic who wrote a hopeful book (@LittleGirlBook). I once opened for Weird Al Yankovic.

[Jeremy White @comicref]

“Reads like a great literary mystery and love story combined in one—only this tale is true.”
— David Armand, 2022 Louisiana Writer Award winner
@LittleGirlBook

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

An opposition party, if such a thing existed, could do a lot with this clip.

[Thomas Keith @iwasnevrhere_]

Four minesweepers that guarded the Gulf for decades are now arriving on a cargo ship headed for scrap. Timing like that almost reads like satire.

These were the exact platforms the US relied on to keep Hormuz and the Gulf sea lanes clear of mines.

[Jeremy White @comicref]

@JonoBarnes I’m a 56 yo Saints fan whose dad starting taking me to games when Hank Stram was the coach—I even wore a bag on my head during 1980 season—and this is the first I’ve heard of this movie.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Finally, someone put international conflict into terms I can understand

[Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat]

History gives us the language to describe such relationships, when heads of state help a foreign power to kill their own people. It also gives us examples of accountability for such behavior.

[Republicans @Republicans]

Vote the pro-peace ticket. Vote Trump-Vance 🇺🇸

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

never forget what you’re fighting for

[Jeremy White @comicref]

He’s putting meat on Kid Rock’s bones to eat him as roadkill.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My wife: How late were you out last night?

Me: The DOW is over $50,000!

[Jeremy White @comicref]

Pam Bondi couldn’t indict a ham sandwich if it confessed to killing Mama Cass.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Rep. Neguse: “The man in that video, the one…allegedly yelling 'kill em' at police officers on Jan. 6. His name is Jared Wise."

Bondi: "He does work for us."

Neguse: "This is who you choose…to hire at DOJ?"

Bondi: "I believe he was pardoned by President Trump."

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

“Why worry about Epstein when the people in his contact list are having their best quarter ever?”

[Jeremy White @comicref]

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I guess some Cajuns dislike their own music because they don’t understand French.

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WTF did Neil Diamond do to piss off Big Mayo?

[Jeremy White @comicref]

“Mom, Dad, why don’t we go visit gramps in that place that smells like a neglected litter box more often? I love hearing them talk about the good old days when they owned the libs with racist memes.”

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The “healthiest man alive” is not shitting his pants, he’s expelling gold.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

The CIA has shuttered The World Factbook.

It had been published and used as a reference source by journalists, teachers, students, and travelers since 1962.

https://t.co/5dvyN9CHDg

[Jeremy White @comicref]

Imagine bragging about being endorsed by a shameless racist who portrays the Obamas as monkeys.