Jeremy White

I'm a tenured cynic who wrote a hopeful book (@LittleGirlBook). I once opened for Weird Al Yankovic.

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“Reads like a great literary mystery and love story combined in one—only this tale is true.”
— David Armand, 2022 Louisiana Writer Award winner
@LittleGirlBook

[Eric Holl @FrederickHoll]

Wait until they find out he supported an assault weapons ban

[Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat]

Mussolini ordered everyone to refer to him as Him, as though he was some kind of infallible God. Then he entered Italy into a losing war and his incompetence was revealed.

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I want to believe in an eternity where John McCain beats the fuck out of Lindsey Graham with his bad arm.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

An opposition party, if such a thing existed, could do a lot with this clip.

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@JonoBarnes I’m a 56 yo Saints fan whose dad starting taking me to games when Hank Stram was the coach—I even wore a bag on my head during 1980 season—and this is the first I’ve heard of this movie.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Finally, someone put international conflict into terms I can understand

[Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat]

History gives us the language to describe such relationships, when heads of state help a foreign power to kill their own people. It also gives us examples of accountability for such behavior.

[Republicans @Republicans]

Vote the pro-peace ticket. Vote Trump-Vance 🇺🇸

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

never forget what you’re fighting for

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He’s putting meat on Kid Rock’s bones to eat him as roadkill.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My wife: How late were you out last night?

Me: The DOW is over $50,000!

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Pam Bondi couldn’t indict a ham sandwich if it confessed to killing Mama Cass.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Rep. Neguse: “The man in that video, the one…allegedly yelling 'kill em' at police officers on Jan. 6. His name is Jared Wise."

Bondi: "He does work for us."

Neguse: "This is who you choose…to hire at DOJ?"

Bondi: "I believe he was pardoned by President Trump."

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

“Why worry about Epstein when the people in his contact list are having their best quarter ever?”

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I guess some Cajuns dislike their own music because they don’t understand French.

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WTF did Neil Diamond do to piss off Big Mayo?

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“Mom, Dad, why don’t we go visit gramps in that place that smells like a neglected litter box more often? I love hearing them talk about the good old days when they owned the libs with racist memes.”

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The “healthiest man alive” is not shitting his pants, he’s expelling gold.