Tony P

Comedian. Lover. Intramural football champion. #BillsMafia

[Tony P @comictonyp]

It’s really pretty simple…I’d rather lose with rock then win with paper.

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@waitmaya 31

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@penguins @pham1717 Maybe show it 3 more times so you can tie the score. #GoSabres

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@CarterDillonNFL You conveniently ignored the 2 PI’s that happened before all of this. First at the end of regulation in the end zone. The second was on Cooks play. You want to go letter of the law, then do it.

[Tony P @comictonyp]

@TheRealTJll @stoolpresidente Drake “Mac Jones” Maye

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@stoolpresidente No one is surprised by this but you and delusional Pat fans. Who blows a 21-0 lead at home 🤣. Maye couldn’t handle the pressure and Allen embarrassed the Pats franchise….again.

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@stoolpresidente Get ready for more disappointment around Sunday after the clock hits zero…Josh is going to take belt to ass to the Pats to the surprise of no one but delusional Pat fans.

[Tony P @comictonyp]

@stoolpresidente Get ready for more disappointment around Sunday after the clock hits zero…Josh is going to take belt to ass to the Pats to the surprise of no one but delusional Pat fans.

[Tony P @comictonyp]

@eastwoodx Why would I want him to have my data? Because he’s rich? Make it make sense.

[Tony P @comictonyp]

@wydbanx America, season now.

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@ianmiles If you think he was tricked by this, wait until he finds out about that $45M a month he’s been sending to a grifter. @elonmusk is a moron.

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@Clayfighter1 This made me lol and spit some water. Nice work.

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@Bease11 Maybe because you were with the dudes with man buns. I much rather you painted your nails.

[Tony P @comictonyp]

@JamesRadio I was with you up until the very end🤣

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@crazyclipsonly Is it cake?

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@ian693 Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
#playbetter

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@finsforthewin22 @ian693 Nope, we’re still the same team that beat you by 4tds. #pleasepayTua 🙏

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@KingOfPhinland Maybe Tua should have more turnovers 🤣🤣🤣

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@DailyLoud Way too many doors at that mall. Have we thought about fencing in all of the malls?? 🙄

[Tony P @comictonyp]

Imagine being shocked by this…I could wake up tomorrow with my head stapled to the carpet and couldn’t be more surprised.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

NEW: In TN, Church members are in shock after Lead Pastor Daryl Hayes of Berry’s Chapel Church of Christ was charged with 6 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor.

“Oh, my goodness. Are children safe anywhere?”, a church member asked. @WSMV

https://t.co/te1G7ku5rK

[Tony P @comictonyp]

Half you people couldn’t get on board with Die Hard being a Christmas movie so the universe has given us Violent Night. Masterpiece.
#seasonsbeatings #ViolentNight

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@perfctszn Well when I get DMs with pictures of my kids with disgusting threats it kind of makes the Bills Dolphins rivalry not worth it. Stay classy Miami!