Arnav kaushik

Despite what my username says, I am not a communist

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FUCK MICROSOFT!!

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Came back home to meet my parents after so long. First thing my dad did was take me to a barber. My dad will never let me be Dhoni.

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Was trying a Green Day joke

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Someone woke me up yesterday

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The ONE good thing in my life was Seinfeld and Netflix decided to take that away as well

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Stuffed my bag so much, it took me an eternity to make both the zips meet. One of the best love stories of 2026

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I believe I used up all my luck the day my CBSE board exams got cancelled and now I have run out of it

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This irritating friend of mine showed up at my home today so to avoid him I said to him “I have a date in an hour” and then I went too deep into the lie and am now sitting alone in a KFC

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Just saw Primetime and God it was so disappointing

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I chatted with someone I matched with on Hinge for 30 mins and made her realise that she was asexual

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@akshay_padamwar Thank you Akshay for indulging me

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You pay 2000 more they gonna let you drop the soap as well

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@whitecheezpasta Toothpaste

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@xfrdn013 I mean the ending was a bit disappointing but the movie as a whole was something I enjoyed throughout

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Resident Evil is probably the most practical horror movie Ive ever seen

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@wildestdrum Amen

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@iushesnoona I mean Seinfeld is the prime example that comedians can write beautiful screenplays. Also Varun Grover.

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Like I am poor now so if I start doing drugs my parents would have to go through a lot of emotional and financial burden. So if I’m rich and famous my parents would just have to go through the emotional burden which we can always cry about in my penthouse.

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My key takeaway from Mathew Perry’s memoir is that - One should do Drugs only if they can afford rehab

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Just started this show “Long Story Short” (From the creator of Bojack) and it felt like watching a masterclass on quick storytelling. It’s a tough way to portray a story with minimal context.