COMMANDER.

don’t make me pull the commanding officer card on you to get my way.

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

https://t.co/RvwaNvoUV5

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

Brooklyn's too cold tonight
& all my friends are three years away.
My mother told me I could be anything
I wanted — but I chose to live.

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

@maybeiwillfaII ——

just wished she was different. always had, really. unsatisfied and selfish, greedy .. )

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

@maybeiwillfaII it was basically guaranteed, Leo, and then it just failed? the only thing that was messed up was me ..

* ( sometimes she still felt like drowning in the phantoms of her old dreams. some days she still was stuck in that cold place, wishing that she was different. April

——

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

cleaning a smudge off her brooch. how’d that get there ..

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

—— @maybeiwillfaII

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

gonna have to bend some old bones but a mission is a mission. let’s find these socks.

[‍ ‍ ‎ ‍ ‍ sensei ‍. ‍ ‍❜ @maybeiwillfaII]

I KNOW , this is deeply important. We must track down every missing sock we can find

God help us.

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

why didn’t you get me EARLIER????

[‍ ‍ ‎ ‍ ‍ sensei ‍. ‍ ‍❜ @maybeiwillfaII]

Casey might lose his chicken socks. . .

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

how severe is the situation?

[‍ ‍ ‎ ‍ ‍ sensei ‍. ‍ ‍❜ @maybeiwillfaII]

Emergency sock location mission , I need my second - in command STAT.

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

.. where’s the proof.

[‍ ‍ ‎ ‍ ‍ sensei ‍. ‍ ‍❜ @maybeiwillfaII]

Sure there is !

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

there’s no good way to explode?

[‍ ‍ ‎ ‍ ‍ sensei ‍. ‍ ‍❜ @maybeiwillfaII]

explode in a. . . Good way !

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

then she’ll just tuck that thought away. she kind of wants her husband alive.

[‍ ‍ ‎ ‍ ‍ sensei ‍. ‍ ‍❜ @maybeiwillfaII]

If he hears this , he might just explode.

[‍ ‍ ‎ ‍ ‍ sensei ‍. ‍ ‍❜ @maybeiwillfaII]

@COMMANDERONElL

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

with no war, she could have a kid … or maybe she’s old and wishful.

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

but that’s way above my pay grade.

* ( she does not get paid. )

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

oh, and out comes weapons.

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

I should probably intervene …

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

@H0CKEYSTIX / a spicy little purrito if you will

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

/ WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE IM

[COMMANDER. @COMMANDERONElL]

I’m sure you will, love bug. I’m sure you will.

* ( to top it off, a little smooch on the top of their little head. )

[🐾 Felix ! @felisfuturum]

( Tail flick. Annoyed kitty growls. )

I'm going to murder you all.