Dwayne “the PoC” Johnson

power-hungry hedonist. “not spoiled like a child but spoiled like milk.”

[dietnigga @dietniggga]

If you’re white you can’t crash out you can only go bonkers

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I think it’s so brave and sexy of me to be continually buffeted to and fro by the blind, unfeeling and unrelenting currents of fate. I think it makes me very cool

[royse @Roysenotes]

This is so real

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I can’t wait until the day I have “personal news” to announce . . . . I’m gonna do the most deranged little tweet. maybe with the little siren emoji

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Having to see two tweets in a row about people having boyfriends is really unfair on me. I shouldn’t have to go through that. I’ve suffered enough

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Done with girlbossing now. Going to become a busty wench

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between a rock, a hard place, and a secret third thing

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@tfswebb The harshest realm? Why, that’s the world we live in

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I actually think if i got famous i would handle it really well. Like my mental health would be really good. I wouldn’t have any breakdowns and i would enjoy constant attention from the press. My sense of self would be super robust

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Grand rising. Let’s start the day with some affirmations. Today’s affirmation: I will not end up as the subject of a viral New York Mag article

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Unfortunately for all the men on Hinge, I take myself extremely seriously

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What if I had a substack but it was pure unabashed confessional for the sake of recruiting witnesses to my life

[Naaman Zhou @naamanzhou]

Scooby-Doo voice:

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They should invent a giant broccoli called broccoloni

[Butt Pimple @TwistyOnline]

Reminder: Broccolini is a trademarked name by the Sakata Seed Company in Japan in 1993 and the original name is "Asparation" as its was deemed to have similarities to asparagus in appearance and flavor. It is hybrid of Broccoli and Gai Lan and does not have an Italian connection.

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@ryandeel damn ok

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Hey do you reckon they make soy milk by adding soy sauce to milk?

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I just think that if we’re being completely honest with ourselves, MSG should obviously be on this list

[Word of Mouth @guardianfood]

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