Nik B

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

[Nik B @commatose]

Never answer Columbo when he apologizes sweetly for taking up your time and asks you one last question.

[Nik B @commatose]

@SpotifyCares @fueledbyclique I logged in on my desktop and looked at account page. It was back to my premium account. Swiped back on my phone, I was premium again.

Very weird.

[Nik B @commatose]

@SpotifyCares @fueledbyclique This is happening to a lot of people at once.

[Nik B @commatose]

@KeruboSk Lol yikes.

[CHCH News @CHCHNews]

Canadians have until Friday to submit an online claim for a slice of a $500 million bread price-fixing lawsuit.

https://t.co/e5fPzzyYTS

[Tangerine Bank Helps @TangerineHelps]

Some of our Clients have reported technical issues with debit purchases. We’re working on a fix. Sorry for any inconvenience.

[CanadianNiagaraPower @CNPpower]

Winter electricity rates take effect this Saturday and will remain in place until April 30, 2026. Be energy smart this season!

The Ontario Energy Board (OEB) announced that electricity prices under the Regulated Price Plan (RPP) for households, small business and farms will change as of November 1, 2025. Winter Time-of-Use (TOU) hours and the change in threshold for residential customers on Tiered pricing will also take effect.

👉 Learn more at: https://t.co/A69DmnfBIv
🔎 Thinking of a switch? Check out Ontario’s electricity price plans: https://t.co/skMqxz5e6G
💡 Need help with your electricity bill? Check out Ontario’s assistance programs: https://t.co/SJni5SVYr4

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

You should not take medical advice from the guy who eats McDonalds once a day and the dude with a brain worm. Listen to actual doctors and scientists.

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

can barack obama announce it like he did when they killed osama bin laden

[Sunsun Girly @sunsungirly]

Trump’s own words in a 3rd graders voice🤣

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Nik B @commatose]

@DisavowTrump20 Lol right

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Nik B @commatose]

@CNPpower @PortColborne Mine went out in Gasline around 8:45am. ETA?

[Nik B @commatose]

Tom Cruise giving Jeff Probst-if-he was-just-a-little-baby-guy vibes.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

cool, well now im crying

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The universe isn't working so I'm going to turn it off and back on again. You will cease to exist for a few minutes. I apologize for the inconvenience.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

HE LITERALLY THINKS ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE PEOPLE FROM INSANE ASYLUMS