cal

the first man to reach the earths core

[cal @commitkitt]

Listen… Step Into my beer palace and we can get things smoothed over.

[Evangeline @evangelinestuff]

Your Pringles one-time code is 428511. Don’t share this with anyone.

[cal @commitkitt]

Saw j mascis at the iron lung show last night. First of all, he’s a real one for that. Second, he looks exactly how you would expect him to, and he looks wild!

[cal @commitkitt]

eating homemade chocolate cake out of the pan like some sort of sad tribute to Bruce bogtrotter from Matilda

[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

[cal @commitkitt]

@cambburger I love goose 😊

[avid brian wilson fan @hawthsea]

pride flag for people who love pet sounds

[gooolixx @gooolixx]

Pet Sounds is a concept album and the concept is what if we made an album that is really fucking good

[🍯 honey 🐝 @ltoreiIly]

beach boys moshpit

[canelin @red_boyyy]

coyote vs acme basically

[avid brian wilson fan @hawthsea]

his nuts just hanging out, lowkey type shit im out #letthemhang

[cal @commitkitt]

Forrest gunp when someone asks him what his favorite pasta is: penne

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

extra extra, jerk off about it

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

birthdays just don’t feel the same without the free flow of maritime trade through the Strait of Hormuz

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Stomach hurts like hell man. Fuckin,, need to get some Doritos and a coke cherry in me. Throw a pouch in. Fix me right up. 6 beers and some pizza after work oughta do it. Fix me right up

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[lgbtqHypebeasthunter @BiggestSlayFan]

In New York I milk my cock

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Dolly Parton and MF DOOM cracking a brewski rn