Common Arab Guy

I'm the leader of the debke line so you should follow me

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

"I hate Arabs" he says as he smokes his hookah, eats hummus and falafel, sips coffee, does math, looks in a mirror, enjoys modern medicine..

[مرجان🇵🇸 @marjanhamad]

@djkhaled how many RTs for you to DJ my brother's wedding next year?Don't worry, we're Palestinian too 🇵🇸 https://t.co/jzRbxoZCWy

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When straight white people say #WeAreAllMuslim but none of them are trying to carpool to the registration

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

🔊📣🎶

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

Girls be like "check out my henna, it's the best!!"

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

Things you won't see on the news https://t.co/A8KXOFIRHf

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

The entire Internet right now

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When you ask for Bebsi but they give you Coke instead

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When you realize Eid al-Adha might be on 9/11

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When you ask for Nutella but they give you Hershey's Hazlenut Spread instead

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

Finals week got everyone feeling #berntout

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When your grandma starts putting you more food but you're not even done with your first plate

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When my parents underestimate me:

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

Rihanna's new song reminds me of every conversation with my dad, just work work work work work and the rest of it I can't really understand

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

People: we can't afford food and rent and bills and taxes and healthcare and tuition with only $8/hr

Government:

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When you're trying to give a presidential speech but you're waiting for the henna to dry

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

When my parents ask me to do a chore

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

I fallafel-ly hard for you ❤ #ArabValentines

[Common Arab Guy @commonarabbguy]

Me in the beginning of the semester vs me now