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[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

This randomly getting a lot of attention feels like stolen valor bc this isn't even my cat but I will call the couple I'm catsitting for and tell them 5,000 people want to know if the cat can have a cheeseburger

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

He's upset with me because I won't give him my quarter pounder with cheese

[chests @chests]

@goldensflowers

[v @Volcelrage]

it's actually so hard to fight the belief that ur life is over at 21 and that you can't come back from years of being socially under developed

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

This has mostly had a negative impact on my life as you can imagine but I actually do kinda know where stuff is now which was the goal

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

Recently read somewhere that navigating places on your own is good for forming neural pathways and directional skills so I've been going places without gps even when I am very late and don't know where I'm going

[Anal Roberts @buttholemuseum]

What if the small obelisk and the large obelisk were to touch and rub together slowly?

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

Sometimes people will feel bad for me that I've never seen spongebob and are nicer to me because of it

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

Trying to balance my full-time job, side hustle, volunteering, graduate programming class, and gym has made me solemnly accept the fact that I might not get to sleep the next several days if I want to also play video games

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

The comments on this are making me realize that my deeply held internal belief system that dictates my entire life is also a common symptom of ocd

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

Realized at 9:20 this morning that I forgot to go to a meeting at 9 but apparently everyone else in the meeting forgot too. Unserious ass workplace

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[riceban @banvault]

Ctrl+C

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

They have been doing construction at random intervals, at random hours of the day and night, in the lot right by my house for the past two years. As far as I can tell not a single thing has actually been built

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

Roommate got google fiber at our house that we're renting without telling the landlord and they ran the line across all the backyards in our row it lowkey feels like we were not supposed to do that 😶

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am a miserable person who deserves every bit of the loneliness I feel Send tweet (Post)

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

Coworker called me "the king of lunches" today which is a title I will gladly accept

[gnome man @Commoncarp4]

Same with cow's milk tbh

[Player17500 @Player17500]

played trimps for 229.9 hours ,here is what i think they look like. yeah thats right ,i think they little goblin creatures ,might draw some bad guys next.