#BingeDrinkingSummer

rabid, pig ignorant and stultifyingly ill informed

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents homestuck again

[𝚈𝚊𝚜𝚞 @subcorpion27]

Adam and his bullshit life in his shithole apartment from Saw (2004)

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that the toilet paper got burned round the edges like an old pirates map

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

Just cancel the season

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Our first pre-season starting XI 📋

Watch live on SPURSPLAY!

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

Does this subtle clue help at all

[A-L* ⚙️🍊 @legalnameAmber]

what the actual fuck.

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

Women will live their whole life like this for no reason then complain they’re miserable

[Frank Frankstopherson @WonderWomaNinja]

Do other moms pass up getting things for yourself because you see how expensive it is? Hub wanted subs for dinner tonight so I get them for kids and him and just 3 little ones is already $18.. his is $10.. plus tax. I say no thanks, I’ll eat leftovers. So I don’t get a sub sandwich because I don’t think I should be wasting money like that. (Even though it’s my husband’s money) 🫤 which then makes me feel left out but really it’s my own choice, but I feel like we really shouldn’t be paying to eat out at all so I’m the one sacrificing and being financially responsible. Am I alone in this? What would you do?

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

They’re making you look bad day one you should probably sack them both today @andyburnham

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Wes Streeting and Shabana Mahmood have apologised after they were caught on a hot mic joking about prisoners being released early

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Robert Pattinson is so great, makes everything he's in better. If only he could appear in every movie, like if there was a way to make as many as seventeen versions of him, or even more

[𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 @HauntedMovies]

The Lair of the White Worm (1988) dir. Ken Russell

[Luke @LK__1998]

Well day one and you’ve turned the weather machine off, this isn’t a great start pal

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

Changing Tel’s name and trying to pass him off as a new signing ffs this ownership never changes

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Our Pedro 😘🏆

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

ITV commentators have angered BTS fans

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

Romero kissed his teammate conceded no goals still got booked somehow and aired Trump. Can confidently say without bias, performance of the tournament

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

Tottenham Hotspur’s very own world champion PEDRO PORRO

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

HAHAHAHA YESSSSS SUCK IT

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

Man how is this bbc ad STILL going on

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

Can I humbly suggest a quick orange wedge and getting on with the game?

[#BingeDrinkingSummer @milkdrinker5000]

What in gods name is this