Common Indian Guy

Original Common Indian Guy Account

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

@megggg796 never

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

@AG31594 yes because I have a life

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

Indian parents jump start on a wedding fund before they do on a college fund

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

"You support letting refugees into this country? You must also support ISIS."

No I'm just a normal human being with common sense???

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

my grandmother asked my cousin if she found a boy to get married to yet

she's 11

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

Congrats on being the first South Asian actress to win the #PCAs! #DesiPride https://t.co/wcxgGwOkCr

[PRIYANKA @priyankachopra]

I am so fortunate!Thank U to everyone who voted for me at the #PCAs! My #PCManiacs-I am nothing without you!Big love

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

major 🔑 to acing exams

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

@zeelia21 thanks I love all my fans #stayinschool

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

my parents care more about my grades than they do about me

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

I be in the kitchen doing raas with my baby

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

I know when my hotline bling
It can only mean one thing
My mom wants me home

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

when I'm at Taco Bell deciding whether or not I should get an extra burrito, my wallet says no but my heart says

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

my cousin from India who I blocked on snapchat: Y don't you post things on your story?

me: hmmm yeah ppl in America don't really do that

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

Kem cho. It's me. I was wondering if after all these years you guys will still retweet me.

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

white people's parents are willing to buy them drugs and my parents won't even buy me Taco Bell

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

so sad to see such a beautiful country destroyed #PrayForNepal

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

no professor you don't understand, I need this A so my parents can respect me and so I can find a wife

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

is no one going to talk about this??

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

university: that'll be $65,000 a year
my parents: how about $40,000 and some samosas?

[Common Indian Guy @commondesiguy]

there needs to be an Indian fast food chain