Commuteer

A movement - surviving the cycle commute together, one voyage at a time.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

Before this hell-site implodes completely, please come and follow over on the more lush pastures.
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[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

This tweet is the bookend to this account's activity on this website. I have no interest in being part of a meglomanic's plaything, who plays fast and loose with real people's lives. The account will remain until the next path become clear. See you all soon under Blue Skies.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

@billhulley For sure. Love a little bit of extra hazard on the daily commute.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

Shoutout to all the local authorities who just sweep up all the leaves to the side of the road and wait for them to magically fucking disappear.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

@MikeyCycling Bad luck. Proof that even with unquestionable video evidence, a jury can find someone not guilty, mostly because of the short amount of projection it takes for them to imagine themselves doing exactly the same thing. Keep on doing the right thing Mikey.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

Is this reportable?

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

Shoutout to the arsehole who rode through a red light pedestrian crossing at Stockwell this morning, cutting up a gent on crutches in the process. #cunt #NotEveryoneOn2WheelsIsAFriend

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

@StuInNorway Definitely. The junction designers could certainly do with addressing these issues.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

As helpful as segregated cycle lanes are, there is still the danger of shit drivers thinking the newly changed (cycle) green light is for them, so alway check over your right shoulder to make sure it's safe. Have seen coaches and trucks make this same mistake.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

@garyonecoke Have never seen as many incidents on N/B, though I'm sure they happen. Lots of red light jumping from the cars though!

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

@lkchdschh @MikeyCycling Probably will get 'used' in the same way the One Chiswick cash did.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

@theJeremyVine @insta360 Hope you report this, as the guy looks like it's his M.O. There's probably someone out there who's been a past victim.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

Stay classy, Ede's. It's not like your drivers aren't used to London traffic is it? (would @ you, but you don't really have a TW account.)

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

…make illegal turns, etc."

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

"Cyclists go through red lights,…

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

…go wrong way up one-way streets…

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

As per normal, if drivers could *just f*cking keep their eyes on the road*, perhaps this shit wouldn't be necessary?
https://t.co/b3srVy7YuX

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

@MikeyCycling Hope you recorded it for your own safety?

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

Top tip: When attempting to get in front of your fellow travellers by blowing a red light, don't take the piss by trying to rejoin the cycle lane. Own it.

[Commuteer @commuteer_ahoy]

Grant Schapps: This cyclists’ number plates policy is going down well.
Liz Truss: Hold my driving licence

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

Audience member at Tory hustings calls for the abolition of the speed limit.

Liz Truss says she’d be “prepared to look at that.”