maraz

big construction machinery fan

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[maraz @compactroller]

bf drafted the same fantasy team as me so we can root for the same ppl… ok simp

[maraz @compactroller]

everyone posting the engagement like it’s their dear friend taylor & theyre getting invited to the wedding omg. Please. Whole ass essays on “no one who deserves it more.” im happy for them but please touch grass im so serious

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

Happy Birthday Snoopy!

[cate @seaofbelIs]

The way Lex Luthor was completely normal compared to Tony

[maraz @compactroller]

Yea when I did pete n eldas my mom told me that Im like joey chestnut soo

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

This dad’s pride because his daughter finished a giant pizza

[maraz @compactroller]

My design engineer just handed me a surfside against my will & then another one asked if im going out with them tomorrow night and when I said no he said “yk what you call someone who doesnt drink with us on the weekend? A loser.” Im calling HR theyre bullying me for being OLD

[lockheed martin scorsese 𖢥 @slimjosa]

The whole Studio Ghibli AI trend honestly gives me second-hand embarrassment knowing how hard Hayao Miyazaki has fought to retain the identity of his films and how many of you are this willing to make a farce out of decades of artistry because you don’t actually value it

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

just saw someone say baseball is boring and it brings me no pleasure to report that no it is not. it is actually very fun to sit there and drink a beer and eat a hot dog and yell at guys who are far away

[maraz @compactroller]

Mom just texted me that she cant log into hbo max how do I tell her she was on my ex’s acc for like 5 yrs & he prob just changed the pw

[maraz @compactroller]

Jalen looks like mr milchik with his funky ass hat on

[maraz @compactroller]

@frozenpierogies do they count the double shower in one room as 2 baths

[maraz @compactroller]

him: juan soto signed to the mets

me tryna hit: NOOOOOO 😭😭😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😔😢😢😩😭

[maraz @compactroller]

I didnt realize i went to school with a bunch of racist, homophobic, misogynist, fascist, zionists! No wonder they all still live at home with no hair, no gf, no decent paying job. U cannot pay me to endorse a politician as hard as yall are sucking his dick live on your stories

[Justin @jdabre11]

Btw, we're going to have a 7-2 SCOTUS for the next 40 years. Any hope of any progress in civil rights or in progressive policy is completely and utterly dead.

[maraz @compactroller]

Everything I know about the Rizzler and his cinematic universe of characters I’ve learned against my will

[rob to be named later @NotTheBobbyOrr]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life