doosh 🔪

i definitely fumbled bitches over my tweets and idc i rather entertain y’all tbh | mabuhay palestine 🇵🇸

[doosh 🔪 @spookyghst]

sometimes u have to be a cunt

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

people who say “WHAT?!?” when they can’t hear someone are sloppy and funky as fuck. manners are going extinct baddd.

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

People who ruminate on how different their life would supposedly be if they could relive their teen years with the knowledge they have now… honey you can have that life you speak of RIGHT NOW TODAY

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

just went #4

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Olivia Rodrigo surprises Lollapalooza crowd by joining Smashing Pumpkins for “Thirty-Three.”

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[Raja Vijayaraman @rajavijayaraman]

Obsession goes even colder than this.

Rewatch the opening monologue after the ending. It stops sounding like love. "You're in every song I listen to." "I'd choose you over everything." We've heard those exact sentences in a hundred rom-coms, always scored with strings, always rewarded with a kiss in the rain. I think Bear is speaking the language we’ve been taught to recognize as love.

And then the film asks what happens if you actually mean those words. It turns that poetry into behavior. Someone who thinks about you constantly. Someone for whom you're in every song. Someone who would choose you over everything. Even her own self. That person is post-wish Nikki.

She's not a corruption of the romantic ideal. She’s the romantic ideal, performed faithfully. The horror isn't that the wish went wrong. It's that the wish went right. That's the horror.

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

I mean fuck, I would too if someone stole my autonomy, raped me, and made everything about himself

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

Seeing your own bad behaviors in other people be gagging tf out of me like oh this is what they be talking about

[sadbabecentral @badnoobpractice]

when I was 17, the most embarrassing thing imaginable happened to me and somehow, even after more than a decade of new disasters, it still remains as the single most humiliating moment of my entire life.

[doosh 🔪 @spookyghst]

“There are no stupid questions” .. well wait until you hear this one

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Alright pal. That does it. Now you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy

[mariana @pastapilled]

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back