Jared Stevens

ODU ‘19 CYSE ▫️Certified Complainer

[Jared Stevens @complainer2k15]

Them: “What’s wrong with you?”

Me: “Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, lack of social skills, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression…”

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Streaking the Lawn @STL_UVA]

Anyway these are the passes that UVA’s freshman guards make in the Elite Eight

[ESPN @espn]

UVA IS THE FIRST WOMEN'S FIRST FOUR TEAM TO EVER MAKE THE SWEET 16 👏

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Ms(?) AntifaBot - AKA The Intolerant Left @_Wrevolution_]

And there is it

In black and fucking white

Trump said to a 13 year old girl "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be."

He started this war to bury his past, to bury his fucking pedophilia

Trump needs to be ripped out of office and thrown into jail

Now.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

The Lakers welcome Tony Bennett as NBA Draft Advisor.

[Preston Willett @PrestonWillett]

70% of the world’s surface is covered by water…the rest is covered by Ugonna Onyenso.

[✌🏼 @dmrijay]

SPOILERS (even though we all knew this was gonna happen)
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… but I only feel for Hop. Cause that man lost two daughters 😭😭😭😭💔💔#StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

[vera 🐝 @shanfairy13]

you’re telling me the girl who was isolated, abused, bullied, and experimented on her WHOLE LIFE is the only one who doesn’t get to be with her friends??? she needs to be the only one who ends up all alone?? El deserved better writers. FAWK YOU @netflix #StrangerThings5

[Klara @klara_sjo]

This makes everyone happy.

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

americans: we cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries

trump:

[Jake Baker @JacobBaker613]

@ayeejuju 🐁🐈

[brady @burgermanders]

Get heinicke back on this team and let him fuck around for the rest of the season.

[Wam @wamupnxt]

Not the greatest in history but for a guy living on his sister’s couch weeks before the game, it was truly special.
#RaiseHail

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If Virginia did this on purpose it’s the most impressive football accomplishment this season.

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

Virginia Football is 5-1.

Virginia Football is 3-0 in the ACC.

Virginia Football is on a bye week.

Virginia Football is ranked #19 in the country.

Virginia Football is good.

[Mem Gym @MemGym]

I have a bourbon in one hand and my cardiologist’s phone number in the other

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Virginia should be ranked in the Top 15 next week.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN